Tall Glazof

🌘A Lover, A Father, A Voice, A Revolution🌖
Creative writer, Strategist & Vocalist 🇧🇼
♞伯樂進山寨♞
Insta | @BCydeJulius

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

@googlecalendar - I've gotten the Botswana holiday pack from you, and I need you to stop referring to Botswana's Independence Day as Botswana Day. You don't do that with other nations. It's silly. You don't call July 4th "America Day".

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

First off, great caption. Secondly, Samara is clearly Sisqo's or Daenerys' cousin.

[SHREK KNOWS RAP @SHREKRAP]

WAIT WHY LOW BUDGET DOJA GO CRAZY LIKE THAT

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

Look guys! Typos are like T-Rexes at Jurassic Park. Ska jumpisa, o tlo ba sharp. 🤟🏾 Nna Podimatseba like you know LeBron.

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

Give my government a chance, guys. Gaborone o santse a tsile go itsosa. But we've got to give them a fighting chance. Please gents.

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

City Council is having a hard time. In my neighbourhood, they have to choose between fixing potholes or improving road markings. There are 6 bars on my block alone, so clearly they are trying to make things easier for you okes who've had 1 too many. Tjerrr...

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

"To put it politely, I'm in my garden; growing silence and eating my words. There is also much fare for Humble pie, and you look like you could use a slice."

- B. Julius

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

@sicqoradontcare @badgyallihle Can I ask what the intention is behind this celebration? I don't wanna come off obtuse, as traditions like this have very little to do with me, but what they are trying to achieve via representation is not the one.

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

@GwapTweets A go nigga'rege, Mfana. Ke batla Durag Division e tsene mo teng, judging the native sea sickness. We must have it.

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

But, the best part? The position comes highly commensurate within a competitive market. Apply now, minions! Earn your big ol' smug today!

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

Look. I'm all for objectivity. And there's always room to play devil's advocate. The work is plenty and they're always hiring... Ne?

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

Heard hearts aren't the only things squeezing today... Pineapple juice stocks are booming!

[barbara johnson stan account @eleanoir]

my son has invented a new version of rock, paper scissors called the void, the infinite, the mind

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

I need this to be the last year we let hot girls give us fashion advice. They look good in garbage bags. These are not the people men should be going with their wardrobe concerns. Stop that thing. She wants to dress you like that small boy she likes.

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

I need Castor Oil, my granny's prayers and Luna Lovegood's dirigble plums. This isn't food poisoning. It's a NEWT level curse that's a trick question.

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

@angiechuma Fair enough... But ncheke ko WhatsApp...

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

@angiechuma - You were right. Libra sun, one and done. The time for accountability is nigh... On that note, do you have any lotto numbers lying around?

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

God bless the Florentine.

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

When that man lands, you better be ready. O phuphume, o tsene mo season'ng.

[🤨 @Mr_Kabelo_M]

Kana that man cursed a fig tree because he was hungry and it didn’t have any fruit😭 was it even in season?

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

I'm about to delete GentleParenting.exe 😒

[Tall Glazof @ManlyManBo]

I'm about to delete GentleParenting.exe 😒