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Pakdu is such a cute name for child traffickers.

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@nozuu0 @anishgiri OUR.

Amish.

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@anishgiri Something related to trans people and their obsession with weird openings?

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Jb jb South Asia mein paap badhega tb tb Nehruji ko avataar lena hoga; yeh vishwasundari se toh na ho pa raha kuch.

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Tunnel so long had to return to see the light.

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Help, @Uber_India.🙏🏻

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Bkl @BillGates, badi mushkil se sardi k kapde kahin dafna k aaya tha, phir nikalwa diye.

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God's favorite twitter account is @/prithvikkalesh.

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If mortein and mosquitoes can live together, why can’t people of different religions or faiths?

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US has around 2200 fighter aircraft, and the world has more than 8000! What’s stopping these dumb idiots from aligning for just one week andd putting an end to the ultimate vishwaguru behavior of that orange clown?

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When I die, donate my middle fingers to science, and the rest of me to Agni devta.

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Sochun k milni te bolanga ki,
Teri taan gallaan chiii shaayari.

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Mudd k na dekho dil, bro.

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Khaali dimaag tweets ka ghar.

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Mudd k na dekho dil, bro.

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Hello Modiji, what about Laadli ex Yojana? Who's gonna take care of her?

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Kab hogi khatam?!?

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"2026 will be my year." Awwwkay.

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@DrNimoYadav He is Muslim Dilon ka Shahenshah.

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गुरू शिष्य दोऊ खड़े, पहले किसको चमकाएं?
बलिहारी गोरमिंट आपने, दोनों दिए पिटाए।
- दिपु ✌🏻

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Good morning, guyzzz.