Manuel de Canha

Football. love. family.

[I Keep It Real @lKeepItReaI]

No one likes that annoying drunk girl.

[I Keep It Real @lKeepItReaI]

If you can read this, you're not having sex either.

[Manuel de Canha @MannyDC4]

@Chisholm_Josh17 "My candy brings all the kids to the yard, and I'm like: just get in the car" - Pedophile theme song

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@Chisholm_Josh17 @KJ_Bailie can we fast forward to the weekend please

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I can't turn water into wine, but I'm excellent at turning small talk into sex..

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@RogerDosRamos A girls ass seems to look better in white pants.

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When someone knows the future.. @CaitlinAshleyC. ;)

[Caitlin Ashley❥ @CaitlinAshleyC]

“@TheFunnyTeens: "do u even lift?"

me: yea http://t.co/5zr6EQlpeC” @MannyDC4

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@TeganHaring. && how good it was;)

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@Chisholm_Josh17 @RogerDosRamos Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”

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@RogerDosRamos @Dev33o9k Admit it or not, you're best friend is your brother.

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@CGmOnstA. .

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@SteveStfler. Honestly my favorite thing to see on twitter, best tweets.

[Ntokozo hill @DJstallion13160]

@RogerDosRamos @MannyDC4

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