Manny

LUFC, good food, Sci-Fi & Family.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Archie Gray leading us out 🤍

Our youngest ever captain in a competitive fixture.

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

This is actually real:

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Have this weird feeling that Gianni Infantino will pull off his mask to reveal Sepp Blatter.

[Graham Smyth @GrahamSmyth]

England have won 0 (zero) major tournaments when Ed Sheeran has performed for the squad. Something to think about moving forward.

[Adam Pope @apopey]

Leeds United closing in on signing Bosnia international defender Tarik Muharemović. Deal in principle agreed with Sassuolo. Reports suggesting around €40m for the 23-year-old left-footed centre-back after the departure of Pascal Struijk to Brighton. #LUFC

[Manny @MannyLS24]

@WeatherBostonUK 🤮

[Ethan Ampadu @ethanamp26]

25/26 🤍💙💛
At least until the world stops going round… 👀🖊️
#MOT

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

A farmer dies in April 2026.

His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847.

The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle.

On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify.

In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable.

The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft.

The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let.

A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up.

The Treasury collects £140,000.

The land never produces British food again.

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Burnley players first training session under Michael Jackson.

[Manny @MannyLS24]

@JamesBWatt Well this didn't age too well!

[Manny @MannyLS24]

@theburleybanksy Garlic bread?

[BARNEY (C) 🦚 @BarneyLUFC21]

This team.
This man.

[george @StokeyyG2]

Leicester had failed to win a single one of their last 5 games in the Championship.

Tonight, they went 3-0 up at home to Southampton.

By full time, it finished 4-3 to Southampton.

😭😭😭😭

[Jamie Kemp @jamiemkemp]

Pablo Hernández's Castellón - about to go top of the league - running riot at 18th place Real Valladolid (4-0), where the home crowd are whistling and asking for their sporting director (Víctor Orta) to leave...

Funny old game. #LUFC

[Leeds, That! 🏆 @leedsthat]

What a lovely bunch of lads eh