Manny Montoya

23 · building crypto as easy as a text

[Manny Montoya @MannyM_2003]

23, building QLU — crypto that feels like sending a text. sharing the build in public. follow along if you want the messy version.

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@zerohedge the ai was supposed to take the jobs, not the gains

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@cryptorover ai stock perps dumped 5% in seconds on a saturday night with no news. pretty sure the bots just had a disagreement

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@Polymarket the most expensive subscription nobody remembers signing up for

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@elonmusk @bot meanwhile every other app's update notes still just say "bug fixes and performance improvements"

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@trharder @WatcherGuru fair, it was never cheap, just cheaper next to a paycheck. what do you think broke the ratio more, rates or supply?

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@MarioNawfal the catfish got automated before the bricklaying did

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@elonmusk the waiter has never once offered to also file my taxes while he had it

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@Polymarket somewhere a chatgpt is being asked to summarize this and it's choosing its words very carefully

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@zerohedge step one was never opening the electric bill again

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@MarioNawfal six hours straight, kilauea is out here doing longer sets than most headliners

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@zerohedge netflix cancelling something the moment the numbers dip is the most on-brand move they've made all year

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@SawyerMerritt phantom braking finally gets its own seasonal mode

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@Polymarket v4.1-flash-1017 sounds less like an ai model and more like a printer driver update

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@elonmusk @bot pays for itself today, asking for equity by friday

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@CoinDesk @RebeccaRettig1 turns out 'we've decided to end our banking relationship' was a mail merge

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@unusual_whales billionaires taking turns calling the top so at least one of them gets to say i told you so

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@Kalshi record capex on physical ai is just the robots asking for a bigger allowance

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@unusual_whales the first print is basically a rough draft that gets a press conference

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crypto is still copy a 42-character address, pick the right network, pray. i'm building QLU so sending it feels like sending a text. building in public from here