Eman Ramos

The voice of the twitterless.

[Eman Ramos @Manny_Ramos]

Where were all these celebrities helping out when Enterprise burned down?

[Jay 🍀 @TREHAWKlNS]

Obama in 2028 when Trump repeals the 22nd ammendment

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Focaccia me outside, how bout that?

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I just had a nightmare that nobody cared about the song lyric in my MSN messenger status.

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Everytime I walk into Canadian Tire I feel like I’m in the Triwizard Maze.

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Put Gaga Ball in the Olympics you cowards.

[Nighthawk @KrikorianB15]

Team USA celebrating a come from behind 4 point win as 16 point favorites against a team with 2 NBA players

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@mmdcallas @g_ryder9 Jokic is the GOAT of wasting time on inbounds after a made basket.

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You know the first person that bit into a lemon had a bad time.

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Booster Juice is a race against the integrity of the straw.

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@NBAonTNT

The Wolves every time they score in the 3rd quarter.

https://t.co/lwncpiHvDK

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I'm not using a standing desk because of the health benefits. I'm using it because my leather chair is too hot to sit in during the summer.

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In light of the news about the Cantaloupe recall.

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So, there’s gotta be siblings whose names are Sam and Ella.

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I'm at that point in my life where the thought of eating a full chocolate bar kind of sickens me. Yet, I will blindly snack on leftover Halloween chocolate till my stomach is sore.

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So, when is Dragonforce gonna play “Through the Fire and the Flames” at City Hall?

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What’s with convenience stores trying to upsell you on their deals?

More like inconvenience stores.

[Eman Ramos @Manny_Ramos]

Enters music contest

Judge: What will you be singing?

I will be singing “My Way” by THE Frank Sinatra……of rap rock, Limp Bizkit.

THIS TIME IMMA LET IT ALL COME OUT!

[Eman Ramos @Manny_Ramos]

If I get a parking ticket today, I’ll burn this place down myself.

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Leadership rn

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K hear me out. American Ninja Warrior but the last obstacle is the Milk Crate Challenge.