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[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

UNREAL

This photo literally shows the bullet… IF TRUMP HADN’T TURNED HIS HEAD AT THAT EXACT MOMENT, HE WOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW ⚠️

DIVINE INTERVENTION‼️

[Jacob 🔰 @earthtojacob]

i am a slut for carbonated water

[ctm @Manquero12]

I just bit into a blueberry muffin that has mold on it...hahaha how’s your day going🙃

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He also mooned the kids at the park today. This boy is wilddd😂

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Banning myself from wearing regular bras to work, bc the 6yr old boy I nanny won’t stop touching the boobs 🥴 gotta hide them away now with sport bras, thx kid 🙃😒🙄 even tho I wear nothing low cut whatsoever

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Taught the kids last one there is a rotten egg

[Tity @tmoney_presa]

You telling me today not Friday?

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Really should’ve charged my AirPods before going on this run

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Going to try out RR on a Wednesday night tomorrow

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Hahaha I have a 3 paged persuasive research essay due tonight and I’m just now starting🙃

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https://t.co/ExV3mUOeay if you don’t want the vaccine Passport-sign the petition

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@ the park with the kids I nanny:
The girl- get Ms. Chelsea’s butt!!!
The boy- yaaaay!! Get her butt!!!
Me- 😳 no this is not going to be a game you guys!!
Me after being chased-is it because it’s big??
The boy-yes it’s VERY big Ms. Chelsea!
The girl-it’s so fun to smack!!
🤦🏽‍♀️

[ctm @Manquero12]

Signed up for a pottery class during summer & I am way too stoked for June to get here now

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Man I need a convertible bc jammin out with the windows down is my shiii

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Whoever watches ppl from their patio window, like me, just had a good laugh watching me duck and run as 2 mocking birds swung down to peck Betsie and I 💀

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Betsie and I just got attacked by some mockingbirds 😰😂

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Totally regret not drying my hair before my car appointment. My hair just keeps dripping while I wait for my car to be done 😣

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Sure do love early, easy mornings

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I have turned into a beer and wine gal and frankly, I’m not mad about it.

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Gooodnight fam