🍑Milf.Mansion🍑

brb manifesting your dad

[🍑Milf.Mansion🍑 @MansionMilf]

RISE N SHINE MFs NO BAD MOODS TODAY BC ITS TIME TO GET HAMMEREDDDDDD
MILF ALWAYS LIKES TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES
CANT WAIT FOR ALL OF U TO BE CALLIN US DADDY BY THE END OF THE NIGHT
Xoxo

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GIBBBBBBBBBYYYYY

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kids baking n chill??????

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“He had the audacity to ask me to come over and feed his bearded dragon” which roomie said it

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@saramorseyy And I ... 😨

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when u have to call landlord larrykinz to come unlock thermostat bc he locks it up and the whole house is the North Pole

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@jesuisjt617 whoops.. meant this one ;)

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Dilf noms.. I mean ... in..insom...insomnia would like maybe .. hit ?.. :) @Jrodg14 @_joshface_ @JtTeets @jimmy (josh show jimmy)

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couch will eat all things

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@ dilf noms we happen to loveeee cookies (especially from insomnia hehe👀)

[🍑Milf.Mansion🍑 @MansionMilf]

We are proud to announce our 2021 DILF nominees!!! 🥳
Jonah Rodgers, Jimmy Lodi, Josh Bonacci, and JT Teets
WHO WILL BE THE DILF OF THE MILF MANSION🤪🍻

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The ideal man: brown eyes, knows how to dress, has a fat ass, biiiig hands ;) and is also green

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In this house we watch shrek illegally

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What should we name our goldfish?

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How do you like your beef?

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Who remembers when we still had both of our I’s? 😌✨just reminiscing

[🍑Milf.Mansion🍑 @MansionMilf]

RISE N SHINE MFs NO BAD MOODS TODAY BC ITS TIME TO GET HAMMEREDDDDDD
MILF ALWAYS LIKES TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES
CANT WAIT FOR ALL OF U TO BE CALLIN US DADDY BY THE END OF THE NIGHT
Xoxo

[🍑Milf.Mansion🍑 @MansionMilf]

“Is this a bazooka” guess which roomie said this when opening her secret Santa gift

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INTRODUCING ROOMIE TAYLOR:

- The most mentally stable roomie
- Goes to bed before 10pm and is up by 8am
- Big fan of bedtime tea
- Has a surplus of candles(but don’t tell Larrykinz)

[🍑Milf.Mansion🍑 @MansionMilf]

ALRIGHT PEOPLE ITS ABOUT TIME WE DO SOME ROOMIE INTRODUCTIONS!
First off at the milf mansion expect to be greeted by “BING BONG” or the mi pan zu zu zu song 🤪 the couch will eat anything you set on it. and don’t even THINK about stealing anything from us🚫

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INTRODUCING ROOMIE MACEY:

- milf’s very own Tik tok star!
- Catch her at steakeez after a night out
- Always down for a casual drive to sheetz for cinnamon sticks at 11 pm
- “And at the end of the day...”