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Destroyer of Timeliness | owner of a 46-page long Google Doc of puns and dad jokes

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fucking get rid of castillo. id take half a bag of chips for him at this point

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@webtoonofficial i wonder if this is AI generated too

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who let yoko ono into the mariners/asstros game?

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@SeattleTbirds My dad and I were at that game! Sat at the glass right behind that net

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luke raley, the gutless wonder

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damn, this mariners peacock stream needs some different commercials. im getting tired of watching the same 5 commercials on repeat

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GO HAWKS!!!!!!

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GO HAWKS!!!!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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why the hell did ravens/steelers get snf over seahawks/49ers? 2nd string vs geriatric QBs over the battle for the 1st seed?

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Did the Bears and 49rs send their defenses on vacation?

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@comcast @Xfinity fix your shitty broadcast im trying to watch a game here

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STOP TALKING TO DAN WILSON DURING THE 3RD

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@MLB @Mariners noooo haven't the bridges in washington suffered enough?

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cant wait for roboumps

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what do you know, shit fucking call turns 0 outs bases loaded into a flyout followed by by a double play

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Scientists still can’t explain what happens when @xChainbrain starts skating...
All we know is: MASSIVE. THINGS. GO. DOWN. 🧠🛹💥

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mitch garver makes it hard for me to hate him

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CAAAAALLLLLL

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RAAAAAALEEEEIIIIGHHHH!!!!!!

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Tigers are cowards for intentionally walking Cal when he could tie a MLB record