Samantha

Mortician, mother and missus. ElderGoth. Naturalist. Hiker. Autistic.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Unfortunately there are no benefits to being a good person.

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

My final day of 2025 was spent firstly in a CT scanner then managing my 120 deceased. It ended with a badly bruised cannula arm, steroid hamster cheeks and lashing of fizz 🥂
Let’s toast 2026, my friends. Hopefully it will be healthy and happy.

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

@BluDen1 @newmantaz @numanofficial Stunning 😍

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

Up at 4am and heading into Christmas week with (maybe just one or two) guns blazing.

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

@GingerWildheart I love this. Will try.

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

Night at our friends for our annual Xmas PJ meal. This year I’ve gone for a romper suit, to go with my inflating steroid face.🐿️ But..bye bye wrinkles. Don’t come back too soon. 💋

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

Right then.
Let’s cause some trouble.

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

Someone famous came to a viewing this afternoon but I haven’t a scooby who he is. Recognised him immediately but can’t for the life of me figure out what from.
He really wanted me to say ‘you’re…..!!’ but I couldn’t.
Probably thinks I’m a right dickhead.

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

These two boys visited our chapel of rest today to see their dad, the first time dogs have been in the unit. I changed my procedure and didn’t wash the gentleman, ensuring the boys weren’t faced with unfamiliar scents.
God love them, they made my day.

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

Another year, another disciplinary investigation to undertake.
Should’ve worked for the police. 😐

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

Fucking hell man! #jumpscare

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Simon Cowell 2003 vs. 2025

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

Fucking love The Picturedrome.

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

It’s a great day to work in a fridge! 🥵
Don’t be jealous, y’all.

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

Quiche is life.
I miss you Dad.

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

Gutted. I completely bought into this and have all the books. But yes, incredible journalism.

[The Observer @ObserverUK]

Penniless and homeless, Raynor and Moth Winn found fame with The Salt Path: the story of their 630-mile walk to salvation. It became a global bestseller and was adapted into a major film.

But we can reveal it wasn’t the whole truth.

@chloehadj

Read: https://t.co/SjsMngcXyM

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

@Helencatchpole2 @newmantaz Thank you. It’s bleeding into itself now as it’s been there a while so might have to have it covered sadly.

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

@rickinblackuk Lucky man. Glad it was amazing

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

🖤🖤🖤

[Samantha @Mantha_B70]

@rickinblackuk Oh wow!