David R. Kerry

Cats, Music, Robots, Plants... what else is there? Other stuff too, ya dafty!

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

https://t.co/NuU39wOVRp

Just in case...

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

FINAL TWEET:

SAUSAGES.

Mind-blowing revelation, innit.

SERIOUSLY, THIS APP TAKES UP ALMOST 2GB. FUCK. THAT.

MESSAGE ENDS.

Carrier pigeons forever, in the wide open Blue Sky.

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

Much like a prolapsed anus...

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Wales needs Reform. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

Meh, this app's shite anyway.

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

https://t.co/0tijhuPIrn

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

The future is already set and I have some cheese.

Peace and roundabouts.

🦖

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

Promoting Clacton while ya there, babe?

😂😆😂😂😂

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Just landed in America with @GBNEWS.

A Trump win will make the world a safer place. 🇺🇸

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

Shoulda closed ya legs.

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Mada Passa, the migrant who has threatened to kill me, has now crossed the English Channel according to this video.

Is this the kind of man we really want in Britain?

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

Bring us Devil's Third: Balder, Deeper, Thicker, Longer Edition, you cowards!!

@Nintendo @NintendoAmerica @NintendoEurope @NintendoUK

#Nintendontbeafraid

[Nintendo UK @NintendoUK]

Find the key to survival in #XenobladeChroniclesX: Definitive Edition, coming to #NintendoSwitch on March 20th, 2025. This visually enhanced version of the epic sci-fi RPG features additional content – including brand new story elements!

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

When you close your legs?

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Back in the English Channel earlier today. The invasion continues. When will it end?

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

When your titties are weird
When your chin has a ghost
When thinkin' is too hard

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

EVERYONE IS A RETARD.

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

Don't forget to fart.

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

You really do hate yourselves, don'tcha?

😂🤣😂😂

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

The final two candidates for the Conservative Party Leadership contest have been confirmed as @KemiBadenoch and @RobertJenrick 👇

[Argonaut Games @ArgonautGames_]

🎊#Croctober Feature Reveal! 🎊

Croc originally had D-Pad “tank controls,” and the most requested remaster upgrade has been to add smooth, modern analog controls with an improved camera. But if you’re into old-school cool, never fear—we still support tank controls on the D-Pad!

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

Found a talk box going cheap on ebay, seller wasn't sure if it worked. It does.

The tube makes me gob way too moist though.... 🤤💦🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

Look down to the top of the world below
That's a view of the inside out here
Can you feel the reconnecting flow
You're given another life
So go!

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

Oh
Say, can you see
Through the sugary goodness and light
To the dark entity within
To the controlling side

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

He's solving crimes and other shit
He charges low hourly rates
Some may call him Soppy
But this is Ernest Blenkinsop Investigates

Yeah, boi! 🤷‍♂️ *Walks off*

[David R. Kerry @ManticorePrime]

You'll turn into a bloody chip.