pastrami malek

Mathematician • Leftist • Cat Fosterer • Sports Nerd • Survivor/RHAP Fan • Virus Avoider | Tell your cat I love them (he/him) #LeftIsBest

[pastrami malek @MantraCake]

She’s a 10 but she lets her cats go outside

[pastrami malek @MantraCake]

Guy with IBD: I’m barely holding my shit together over here!

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Longest scoreless innings streak in MLB history:

Orel Hershiser - 59 IP
Don Drysdale - 58 IP
Walter Johnson - 55.2 IP
Jack Coombs - 53 IP
Cristopher Sánchez - 50.2 IP

[Tiger Territory @TigerTerritory_]

🚨🚨New Pod Drop🚨🚨
The #Tigers teased, but drop another series.
- The Flaherty conundrum
- Mize can’t catch a break
- Drew Anderson dazzles
- Instant reaction to labor negotiation leaks
With @CodyStavenhagen & @Kieran_Steckley
#DNMW

https://t.co/dUu9jcWs43

[harm reduction hedonista🃏 @suboxoneshawty]

i was looking for the olsen twins “one of them knows how you die one of them knows when you die” meme and i was like omg wait they look just like them in this pic…..

[pastrami malek @MantraCake]

@pmarca oh we're so cooked

[pastrami malek @MantraCake]

@MerriamWebster talk about "burying the lede" (not "burying the lead")

[pastrami malek @MantraCake]

talk about "burying the lede" (not "burying the lead")

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

[anna (In Play, Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

okay so it's a little big........i gotta make some alterations on the sewing machine 😭😭😭

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

10/10. No notes.

[pastrami malek @MantraCake]

Emoji-usage gap relationship… is that anything?

[Noodle Mom ヌードルの母 @FriendlyNoodles]

The Sillies is now available as a jigsaw puzzle! :3

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

As fascism rips through America maybe don’t bolster the bullshit of the far-right.

1) immigration is good - full stop. For the economy, government revenue and the culture of America.

2) Biden deported more people than Trump. A fact nobody talks about because everybody is brainwashed by conservative horse shit.

[amy, esq. @peachofababy]

Yes but sometimes you take a gamble on the $99 real cat from the shelter and now you have to pay 1 Lego cat’s worth of money for a 24-day supply of prescription alligator food

[Xtine (normie in training) @X_tinek]

every dem in government rn

[SpongeBob SquareAss @thereisnojayjay]

Jokingly told my therapist “I yearn for the urn” and she was like “You know I think that’s funny, but officially I have to ask that you not joke about su*cide.”

[pastrami malek @MantraCake]

@unusual_whales

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.