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[Hebert Banhire @hbanhire]

Today is a special day for all you beer lovers in South Africa.

We have successfully canned out first Beer 🍻🍺🍻at our labour of love entity @alch_craft2026.

Introducing Alchemist Craft Brewery's Bohemian Pilsner, The Crucible.

We started off with a humble maiden brew of 1,781 cans so place your orders real fast to avoid disappointment.

Our cost per can is not that great at the moment. We are selling at R35 per can and will consider a discount for bulk purchases.

Our next target is about 7,000 cans and the price per can will drop accordingly.

What we have here is one of the best Pilsners you will ever drink on your hopefully long and prosperous life.

I would have made my Grandmother proud. She was the best Chikokiyana Brewers in all of Vuhera by far, but I digress.

𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼:
A craft pilsner with a balanced hop aroma and crisp bitter finish.

𝗔𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗵𝗼𝗹 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲: 5.0

𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗲
Keep refrigerated.

𝗜𝗻𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀
Spring Water, Specially Cultured Pilsner Yeast, Barley Malt & Aroma Hops.

𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗻 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀
Barley.

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀
Alcohol abuse is dangerous to your health. Drinking during pregnancy can be harmful to your unborn baby. Not for sale to persons under the age of 18

𝗦𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀
Best served cold.

Don't forget to retweet for Awareness.

#FirstBrew
#CraftBeerLife
#BreweryFinance
#SmallBatch
#CraftBeer

Cc: @daddyhope @advocatemahere

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[Hebert Banhire @hbanhire]

Some bit of good news.

If you are in Cape Town, we have secured shelf space for @alch_craft2026 's Bohemian Pilsner at these two locations:

1. 𝗟𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗼𝗿 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆 in Claremont:
Which is located here:
43 Palmyra Rd, Claremont, Cape Town, 7708, South Africa

2. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁 in Simon's Town.
Which is located here:
98 St George's St, Simon's Town, Cape Town, 7975, South Africa

We deliver to all the Major Cities in South Africa.

Kindly retweet for awareness 😇.

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Picture taken at The Hickory Shack in Simon's Town yesterday...

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