Manuel Jimenez Mateo

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

😁 Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien.

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they'll upset by the lack of biscuits.

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream.

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat.

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

Garlic ice-cream was her favorite.

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared. 🙃

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems. 🙃

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety. 🙃

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

The time you think you're missing, misses you too. 🙃

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude. 🤗

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

If one is estranged from oneself, then one is estranged from others too. If one is out of touch with oneself, then one cannot touch others. 🤗

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go to remain short. 🤗

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

We must be as courteous to a man as we are to a picture, which we are willing to give the advantage of a good light.

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

You don't drown by falling in water. You drown by staying there.

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

Everything you are against weakens you. Everything you are for empowers you.

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

When you learn, teach. When you get, give.

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.

[Manuel Jimenez Mateo @ManuelJimenezM3]

Victory belongs to the most persevering.