Manus de Paor

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

I played on a Minecraft server with this guy and griefed the fuck out of him and I often wonder if levelling his entire town and replacing it with a forest and trying to gaslight him into thinking it was never there in the first place is what began his descent into madness

[Nate @NateGuildea]

Ah yes Ireland that’s absolutely famous for lack of partying 😂 why is there so much hate in our hearts that you could look at people enjoying themselves and have an issue with it

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

Anthony Gordon after finding out he's somehow bagged a move to Barcelona:

[maddie @madsssagascar]

quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”

[Sash @sashedelic]

Watch the 25/26 Premier League

[autist @litteralyme0]

How “I'm not addicted” mfs would act when you took their vape away for 0.0000354 Miliseconds

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

If Israel stopped getting weapons and money from America

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Joe @MoyesB0y]

Sources tell me West Ham is stable.

Please god.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[• @cfcsimv2]

Can’t believe I’m saying this but Anthony Taylor would’ve done a better job today

[𝐈𝐛𝐳𝐲 @IbzySpeaks]

Xabi Alonso is the most serious appointment BlueCo have made since sacking Thomas Tuchel. I really mean it when I say, this is their last last LAST chance. This has to work.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Agreement complete for Xabi Alonso to become Chelsea manager. 44yo Spaniard visited London early last week & accepted opportunity; 4yr contract now finalised - announcement imminent. Primary target throughout + wanted #CFC move @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/4022hQsMXA

[CAZM @CAZM023]

"Intelligent" and "lik[e]able"

[katie @pipterino]

he could have only a matter of hours to enact this

[I’m named after El Debarge @hydrothemc]

If only there were signs.

[Frog 🔻 @ColdEmpanadas]

uhhhh you see, the scramble for africa was an anti-colonial project , because the europeans were returning to their ancestral home from 50,000 years ago

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

Boomer faces possibility of paying rental prices that Millenials/Gen Z have known their whole lives and promptly shoots himself