Manuu Tosh

Count you blessing and experience as a magical life.

[Max Red @Utd__max10]

I don’t stress over Fabrizio or David anymore. My INEOS will disappear for a few days, then suddenly a player is at Carrington taking photos. 😭😂

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

THE NEW NUMBER 18!🇧🇪😍

[Nyakundi Report @NyakundiReport]

Former KDF Major Peter Mugure Mwaura declined to offer mitigation following his conviction for the murder of his wife Joyce Syombua and their two children, with the court noting that he showed no remorse as he faced sentencing over the 2019 Nanyuki Airbase triple murder.

[Mutembei TV @MutembeiTV]

Court drama after Former KDF Officer Peter Mugure is Sentenced to life for Killing his Wife and Two Children!

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

"Your husband has sisters; learn to coexist with them." Citizen TV news anchor Lulu Hassan dispenses gems of marital advice to comedian Nasra Yusuf during her kitchen party.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Caroli Omondi to Peter Masara: Criminals are not freedom fighters and freedom fighters are not criminals. It is sad that he is comparing freedom fighters to goons #CitizenDayBreak

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

"I only have three options: either I win, die, or go to prison." – Kitui East MP Nimrod Mbai appears to be under immense mental stress as the 2027 General Election approaches.

[Muriaso @muriaso]

A passenger secretly recorded a phone conversation between two matatu drivers though their sacco is not clear.

The contents of the call offer a glimpse into the underworld operations that fuel much of Nairobi's chaotic "goon life."

You head home in the evening, leaving behind a calm city, only to wake up the next morning to scenes of chaos and destruction, left wondering what unfolded overnight. The driver informs the person on the other end that he has a gig for four matatus — which he refers to as mīcūgi.

The job is scheduled for 1am, specifically saa saba ya usiku, when even the night runners are fast asleep. He instructs the listener to drive straight from Kayole to Mukuru kwa Njenga without picking up any regular passengers along the route.

Their only task is to collect the 'watu wa kazi' from Mukuru kwa Njenga, drop them off in Transami, then return home and act as if nothing ever happened.

All this for Kshs 6,000. The listener appears concerned about security, but the caller brushes it off with a laugh. He assures him that the government has arranged maximum protection, with plenty of police officers (thirikari) and bulldozers on site.

To reassure him further, he recalls the incident at Nyama Villa: "Ninie ndari kuo na thirikari yaihurite kuo" (I was the one who transported the guys and the government was in maximum presence).

By the way, who knows where exactly is Nyama Villa and what happened in the recent past?

All that risk for just Kshs 6,000? One wonders how these drivers feel when they witness the depression and suffering that follow such acts of destruction.

Or is it another G-to-G deal?

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

A speeding miraa lorry caused a horrific head-on crash on the Nairobi-Mombasa Hwy between Manga & Manyani. The truck driver died on the spot, while 2 others were seriously injured. Outraged residents demanded speed governors on transit trucks.

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

Goon-lets who were sent to attack Orengo and Sifuna have learnt their lessons the hard way. This is the consequence of their actions. Their motorbikes have been burnt to ashes. We will continue defending ourselves if the Police can’t defend us. The consequences are better imagined than experienced.

[robertmarawa @robertmarawa]

This world....!!

🙏🏽💔🙏🏽🕊

[Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi @cbs_ke]

Fathers vs children

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Ni mbaya!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

It has been confirmed that three high school teenagers died on Mbagathi Road after the BMW they were driving veered off the road and caught fire. According to unconfirmed reports, the teens were drunk and had stolen one of their parents’ car…

[The Eastleigh Voice @Eastleighvoice]

Vehicle bursts into flames after veering off Mbagathi Road and crashing into a footbridge in Nairobi early Saturday. Police said the accident occurred around 6:00 am near the turn-off to Riara University and are investigating the circumstances surrounding the crash. The car reportedly had three occupants.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

📅 On this day, 10 years ago, Sir Alex Ferguson waited for Cristiano Ronaldo and Nani like a proud father after they won EURO 2016. 🏆🇵🇹❤️

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

There are vehicles, Then there is
Range Rover!
There are Range Rovers,
Then there is Autobiography!!!

[Sheryllisa @Sheryllisa52263]

Gaucho patrolling in mama Lucy hospital corridors.

[The Kenya Times @thekenyatimes]

Khalif Kairo jokes that being Luo is more than an identity, describing it as a whole lifestyle.

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Marion Naipei ditching pastor Kanyari is understandable but doing Siaka Siaka Challenge in church is crossing the line