avocados anonymous™

pretty and unhinged

[avocados anonymous™ @MapDaddi]

when I cut open avocados and they're brown

[avocados anonymous™ @MapDaddi]

me, I'm the man

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

there should be a post-pandemic full service doctor where you just lie down for a three hour appointment and five people swarm around and fix you like a race car

[avocados anonymous™ @MapDaddi]

proud 2 simp

[avocados anonymous™ @MapDaddi]

B O N K

[unsportsmanlike conduct @poniesandsodies]

blueberry just hit different

[avocados anonymous™ @MapDaddi]

the coolest thing I’ve seen in 2021 is a man pulling his mask down to sneeze

[avocados anonymous™ @MapDaddi]

anyone else having a gender crisis

[avocados anonymous™ @MapDaddi]

why do I think beards overshadow childhood trauma

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@_sashayed

[avocados anonymous™ @MapDaddi]

y’all ever crash your bike
& smash your lunch
& go to work
smellin like a full beef

[Alex Dragicevich @alexdrag_]

therapist: a lot of my clients are feeling that way right now

me: ok rank us

[avocados anonymous™ @MapDaddi]

you ever been this h🔍rny

[Lureena Cornwell @makesgoodsoup]

Me at 8 yrs old, absolutely crushed when I didn’t hear my name in Mambo No. 5

[avocados anonymous™ @MapDaddi]

is dating a Virgo a toxic decision

[avocados anonymous™ @MapDaddi]

kissing is gross ᵉˣᶜᵉᵖᵗ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ᵈᵒ ᶦᵗ

[Juliet Ames @thebrokenplate]

@LisaMcCray Baltimore does not need more Scorpios.

[avocados anonymous™ @MapDaddi]

[looking him dead in the eye]: i canNOT get pregnant today, a Scorpio daughter would ruin us

[avocados anonymous™ @MapDaddi]

can’t believe how fast i’ve gone from “I don’t play video games 😇 👉🏻👈🏻” to “give me the fucKING controller 🔪🤬”

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

what if all of my systems are nervous

[avocados anonymous™ @MapDaddi]

ME

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

driving bf looking for cows gf