MapleFlower

A 21st century cab driver.

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

Glad to see the #choosetaxi campaign showing off Londons finest.
Couldn’t wait for 10 seconds while this van got towed and decided to go through a no entry sign.

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

@londontaxi_pr @lauralouisewall Is this a joke?

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

@leerule No. Saw another using a pedestrian crossing to turn round the other day. That was definitely a cabbie.

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

😂 Tom the Tool

[Tom the Taxi Driver @TomTaxiDriver]

Punter gets in, I split his £20 note so he can give a fiver to the Dorman for opening a door

I get the punter to his destination £12.40, I’m thinking happy days £15 cash

Nope, pay on card and gives me a third of the tip of the dorman 😂

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

*banned for repeatedly breaking the law. Maybe driving isn’t for you.

[John Sitton @TheRealSitts]

I'm banned from driving for 6 months from midnight last Saturday. Totally housebound. Worked from 12 to be a footballer, 5 and a half years to be a cabbie, 49 years a working taxpayer...
Courts fxxxed up. We live in times where a driver don't get any paperwork,but TBC

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

@TheRealSitts @Wrightie7 Maybe you should drive within the law if you’ve already got a load of points on your license?

Glad they’ve taken a dangerous driver off the road.

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

@hound_al @theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling Do you know who Adolf Hitler is?

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

@cpfcshorty @ChaponaBike123 He’s used the word nonce, when is that ever acceptable?

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

@PaulHun85120565 @kp_hedges @ToxicLemony How is speeding a mistake?

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

@JulianHeather1 Probably all those cars in the way

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

@TheLTDA @Cycle2Freedom Is that a true story?

Would the accident have happened if the cabs were banned?

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

@GregHands @RishiSunak @Conservatives @CCHQPress You’re so ridiculously out of touch.

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

Is he a parody account?

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

Another shining example of the twats in our trade. You’ll be our downfall.

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

@deloldfield4 @LTDAForum It costs the same whatever plug you use

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

We need more people like Michael, to keep londons finest the finest

[Michael (Bubba) H @michaelblackcab]

So when he doesn’t fancy the job he makes the young lady go to the r front but then won’t move up when there’s space for 6-7 cabs.
Someone else approaches so I pull along side & said “why didn’t you take the first one”
“Because she wasn’t going far !”
Wrong’un & I told him so 😡

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

@overlook61 Fucking excellent professional you are. Have a word with yourself

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

@EssexPR @SadiqKhan I think I’ve got more questions about this man wearing a harness attached to the lamp post basically at head height

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

@Donsayers @WillTatton @Axolotol3 Nope there’s 2 lanes.

Would you turn across a bus lane and expect them to give way?

[MapleFlower @MapleFlower17]

All of my wonderful customers are rats!
@londontaxi_pr let’s get this on a poster!!

[Candle Cabby 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @scampo999]

@londonkabbie Next thing they’ll be looking at is children over 3 not wearing belts in the cab. Gonna start telling families to stop letting their rats walk around the cab when we’re moving