MapleTakes

Leftist Political Commentator
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[MapleTakes @MapleTakes]

Sometimes I forget not everyone is terminally online. Chatter came in not asking if we knew what a groyper was, this lucky individual had never even heard of Nick Fuentes or Charlie Kirk, lol.

[wendy ♡ @4ltedits]

good morning

[Dark Brian Fella: It's Слава time. 🇨🇦🇺🇦👊 @The_Brian_Life]

The Canadian province of Ontario (in which I reside), has been governed by a God damned conservative majority for the last 8 mother fucking years.
So roll that up in your "fiscally responsible" joint and take a massive fucking haul, bud.
I don't want to hear one God damn word about "1990's Bob Rae and the NDP" ever again, you dumb fucking fucks.

[vio 🖤✨ @viotubing]

LMFAOOO OF COURSE HE DID 💀

[MapleTakes @MapleTakes]

Can't wait till this dude is sharing a cell with russell brand.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

New prison guard comes up to my cell.

“Top G! And Talisman! My guys!!”

Me: “Easy”

PG: “What the hell you guys doing up here in the SHU unit? This is for the crazies!”

Me: “You tell me. Been here 114 days because of an old MeToo out of the UK from 15 years ago”

PG: “Bro! That’s some BULLSHIT! You don’t belong here!”

Turns out everyone in the jail knows I don’t belong here but the “higher ups”.

[Dirtbag Left @DirtbagLeft1234]

One last thing from the Jennings lawsuit for the night. Jennings lawyers seem to be claiming that although they were aware of both Snopes publication and Piker's retraction demands, a retraction demand is so common in their line of work that its an insufficient way to alert them

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

we’re like one month away from rainbow ICE agent uniforms if these people aren’t actually held accountable

[Dirtbag Left @DirtbagLeft1234]

Scott Jennings lawyer is citing tweets by @Tectone and @EYakoby as evidence in his case against Hasan Piker, lol. @hasanthehun

[𝔰𝔞𝔡𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @sadgirlttv]

As someone who always disliked Superman, this film actually made me like the character. Really sad to hear this, as predictable as it is…

Special shoutout to Newsom and Bonta for helping crapitalism ruin everything!

[Louis Riel @theGhostOfRiel]

Exciting news!

Two familiar faces that have made headlines recently have received the privilege of being featured on the first ever Senate democratic report cards.

Let's meet our recipients. Will they pass?

[Louis Riel @theGhostOfRiel]

Guess who just missed the vote to impeach Pete?

[Louis Riel @theGhostOfRiel]

Do you know who WOULDN'T let an impeachment vote for Pete Kegsbreath fail?

[JulesNader386 @Julesnader386]

Look at all that green dude

[Luke Thomas Gets Political (LTGP) @LTGetsPolitical]

Great job shepherding this through, @hakeemjeffries @RepJeffries. Real eye on the ball moment, you vestigial remnant.

[MapleTakes @MapleTakes]

📰 Pete Hegseth Is a Clear and Present Danger 📰 Jeffries and Schumer are Unfit to Lead📰 DCU is Dead 📰 Strait Still Closed 📰 https://t.co/gEFXQIvWww

[OS2NOX @OS2NOX]

when you have a team that loves you

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

liking every single “fuck Johnny depp and fuck this trash movie” on the TL so keep em coming

[vio 🖤✨ @viotubing]

Got invited to do a panel at twitchcon on Saturday by some slay icons (TBA hehehe)

Also doing a fun thing with twitch on Sunday :3

So far every time I’ve gone on stage I’ve been banned shortly after 🧍‍♀️ SO I NEED TO BREAK THE CURSE 👹👹

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

Hasan Piker Talks Politics, Streaming, and the Future of the Nation

https://t.co/Y4ENxY1Rbm

[Nyy @NyyBeats]

Ecstatic to announce that I will be one of the DJs performing at the official @Razer Party ft @StreamElements on November 13th at @novasdclub ! Party starts at 8pm- can’t wait to see you then! 💚

#Razer #TwitchCon2026 #NyyBeats #StreamElements