Sarah RVT

I'm a vet tech, an equestrian, a nerd and am described by friends as an antagonistic asshole. she, her, hers, cis-bi insta: Maplelump

[Sarah RVT @Maplelump]

sometimes I wish I tweeted super witty stuff & gained lots of followers, then I remember that I am nowhere near ready 4 that responsibility

[halsey @halsey]

Being a woman dealing with serious health issues often means being afraid of telling the truth about the pain you’re in because you’re afraid of not being believed or seeming attention seeking. He validated that fear to thousands of women.

[Sarah RVT @Maplelump]

this is hilarious

[Hayden @StorrieNaud]

Old C and F mention in a Podcast on Feb 15th. Sitting next to each other- so crumbs- but also F being a HUGE fanboy 😭

[Sarah RVT @Maplelump]

@diazettes Hell yeah!

[Libriscent @libriscent]

If Taylor Swift can do it with a broken heart, I can do it with crippling depression.

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[໊ @user0000O0]

pick me choose me euthanize me

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

instead of "sugar, spice & everything nice" i was made with "salt, defiance & extreme noncompliance"

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Everyone is gay

[Sarah RVT @Maplelump]

Shut up Joan, you got pissed about Woodside Horse Park having shows when YOU CHOSE TO BUY A HOUSE NEXT TO A FUCKING HORSE PARK. Your bitch snit lost us a great venue for 10 years.

Hope you're choking on the dust our horses are kicking up you sanctimonious prick

[Vulture @vulture]

Without naming names, Joan Baez is frustrated by today’s ‘young women songwriters’ who fill up stadiums and refuse to take a political stance: ‘Because they’re already richer than God.’ https://t.co/ARmzchWpVr

[Sarah RVT @Maplelump]

@comet5inthe5ky That’s 13 large stones but it looks like there’s 3 more smaller stones on the bottom.

[Sarah RVT @Maplelump]

@saltedsan I did notice that Ilya’s comment on LeClaire’s IG video wasn’t on the last edit. But I did like the updated coding.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

You can’t really argue this. They believe in investing in the people and infrastructure.

[Sarah RVT @Maplelump]

@shanescervix We’re here, just don’t engage in bull shit. So it’s not as loud, at least on my end

[Sarah RVT @Maplelump]

@Ren_Whyte @uhbucky Because it was explained to him by the producer of the Buzzfeed thirst tweets video. I recognize Joyce’s voice anywhere.

[Sarah RVT @Maplelump]

@uhbucky Girl the fact that you have gotten mentioned on a law and order podcast not once, but twice. You have breached containment for sure

[Sarah RVT @Maplelump]

@HollanovTears My best friend & I started joking years ago that it’s not a real friendship until people think you’re romantically involved. Mostly as a coping mechanism due to people asking if we were dating.
This did make it into my MOH speech @ her wedding & I got a high five from the groom

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

“The Met Gala is so elitist and detached.”

No, I’m sorry, you’re not annoyed with the Met Gala because it’s elitist.

I can accept other reasons like annoyance over Jeff Bezos funding it. Fine. That’s valid.

But claiming it’s broadly elitist because celebs wear fun and interesting costumes on a red carpet is not why you’re annoyed.

You watch millionaire athletes compete against each other in stadiums and ballparks owned by billionaires who price out working class families because they want more perks for wealthy sports fans.

You voted for a fake billionaire who is obsessed with gold-plated furnishings and elective plastic surgery.

You listen to bro podcasters who are millionaires and ludicrously removed from the problems facing working class families, who then try to pit you against other working class families.

And you love all that. You can’t get enough of it.

You’re not annoyed because the Met Gala is “so elitist.”

You’re annoyed because it’s too feminine-coded and queer-coded for your taste, and the thought that, somewhere, women and queer people are having a good time gets on your nerves.

So, just say that.

Grab your fragile nutsack and have the balls to be honest about why you have no issues with conservative men enjoying themselves in wealthy settings but you draw the line at women and queer people.

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

May the fourth be with you