Jung Coconut🥥

Bearing my soul 280 characters at a time. They/He

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

For anyone wondering, this is my gender identity

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

Need to stop comparing myself to people who didn’t spend their formative years being suicidal. Especially right before I go to bed.

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

Just got approval to do my final project for class on the Rush music video by @troyesivan

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

@SOMPatriots #somersetpatriots cuties of the game?

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

God, vaping is so embarrassing! Please let me suck on my stupid pink rectangle so I can have peachy mint air that just makes me anxious.

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

Convinced that @Wendigoon8 wrote “10 Drunk Cigarettes” as a Psy op and to see how quickly he could take over the internet. #girlygirl

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

It’s been 36 hours since I’ve bought a silly little treat and I’m struggling 😫

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

I’m like $2K in medical debt but I think I should get a little tattoo just to feel something.
Like if you disagree

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

Then I have the hair goo that goes on and then the hair foam on top of that. And I just have to hope all of the different products do what they say they’re supposed to do and not lying to me.

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

DAE have existential crises about mundane shit? Like my skin care products. Why do I rub this goo on part of my face, then a different goo on another part, then this lotion over all of it and then a different special lotion on top of that.

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

If my whole body is covered in pores, why do I only (usually) get acne on my face when I touch it? My hands are constantly on my stomach and chest and I don’t break out there!

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

I want to be a golden retriever husband

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

I think cat rescues/shelters/cafes should collect dropped whiskers and sell them on their websites.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Things are going to get so much worse.

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

BRAT

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

Accepting my limitations and disability at the moment really sucks and now I just keep spending money trying to get some serotonin.

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

God knew I would be too powerful if I had tamable eyebrows and a will to live.

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

I have a Stromboli in my pocket 😉

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

Only six more days until the final boss of binders is defeated!

[Jung Coconut🥥 @Mappin_f]

I just want to show off my chest 😩😩
It looks so good 😩😩😩😩