Maque

8 grand

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @wil_sonn1]

“Kwani napigana na watu wangapi?”💀

[Jimmy Kings @JimmyKings8]

BREAKING NEWS

When Ruto lost Mt Kenya he came up with a plan: Plant 2 moles.

1. Moses Kuria
2. Ndindi Nyoro

Moses Kuria was not able to camouflage properly

He was quickly identified & went back to UDA

Ndindi Nyoro has been able to camouflage for the longest

But finally.....

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[yujiro @Yusto680876]

Si ni wewe nilitibu kifafa ukapelekea pastor ndama?

[HIM🖤🍷 @treb_res]

2 former Chief Justices are becoming protesters

[Karomo Richú @tonykaromo]

President William Ruto finally admits that the flurry of attention from Donald Trump and the ebola issue was all about minerals after all.

Ruto should go as soon as yesterday.

#RutoMustGo

[Bishop♎ @barrack_gumba]

One day, Kiraitu Murungi, then Minister for Justice and Constitutional Affairs, and President Mwai Kibaki were driving around and some boys showed up in the road and asked them to give them some little cash.

Kiraitu dipped his hand in his pocket and before he could extract the money, Kibaki asked him:

'Bwana Waziri, what are you trying to do?'

Embarrassed, he answered that he was getting some 'chai' for the young men by the roadside.

Kibaki then asked:

'Why should these people be given money?

What have they done? Don't they have farms to till or cows to feed?

Who invited them to come and stare at our motorcade?

Surely, must we just be paying people for standing by the roadside?'

Upon ascending to power, Kibaki never participated in any harambee because he believed that it was better to grow the economy than to dish hand-outs.

When a delegation from Nyeri went to him to ask for favours in terms of funding after the 2002 polls, the president told them, without blinking an eyelid, that banks in Kenya have things called loans which one could apply for and that State House was not licensed by Central Bank to offer credit.

[TheDataJoy© @femininow]

BSc Mathematics and Computer Science
BSc Hons Applied Mathematics
Certified Lean Six Sigma White & Yellow Belt
MSc Data Science loading...

[Hon. Japheth Ouma @JaphethOtieno01]

Ok

[malcriada 🇳🇮🇸🇻🍉 @virgoferreum]

Wishing all colonized nations best of luck in defeating their colonizers in the World Cup

[mjbabyygirl @IamMojoyin]

this “Academic achievement” trend by women has motivated me so much

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I don't support all women.

Some of you bitches uphold the Patriarchy and will do anything for male validation.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

The goal is to do whatever the fuck I want with my money

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

"who are you cheering for"
me anytime a colonized nation score against a colonizer country

[𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐢 🇿🇦🏆 @tsitsiii_t]

good morning, I am thinking about that Dr who has a PhD in pure mathematics

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

How does that flag being there eliminate poverty from over 300k+ households in your home county of Kisumu & it’s neighbour Siaya?

[Michael @JaMtoka]

GoK and EPRA

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Contractor from Zimbabwe

[Sophie Wa Thika @sophie_wa_Thika]

Just in case you forgot,

RUTO MUST GO ✊