Meg Weaver

Maybe I'll tweet this month. Maybe I won't. One thing is for sure: Canada isn't real. **Update: Went to Montreal, Quebec... still not convinced.

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

My heart is broken. I honestly thought you could have been the one. #youknowimsorry

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

AND I HAVE A HALF DAY TOMORROW!🤦🏻‍♀️

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

It’s only Monday... if this is how the rest of this goddamn week is going to be, I’ll be insane by Wednesday.

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

Trying not to text him first like:

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

The key to life: You NEVER know someone as well as you think you do. “Just friends” my ass.

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

@Wolly_Heaver @GutshotChayce I’ll back you up.

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

May the Cinco be Mayo

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

@Wolly_Heaver https://t.co/GhNEz9wtft

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

RT if you're sick of haters being right all the time

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

happy saturday THE BAMBOOZLE YIAY GOES UP TODAY

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

@Wolly_Heaver do what you want with this information. https://t.co/F7mt0eMq08

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

N*SYNC's Bye Bye Bye is now 18 years old which means you can legally FUCK IT

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

@Wolly_Heaver Bless you.

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

@netflix please sign @joelmchale on for another 13 seasons.

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

Me this week.

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

@Wolly_Heaver MACAULAY CULKIN HAS A TWITTER! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! @IncredibleCulk

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

Do you have anything better to do? Like, I don’t know, run a country? https://t.co/FjxC4z5Goo

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Alec Baldwin, whose dying mediocre career was saved by his terrible impersonation of me on SNL, now says playing me was agony. Alec, it was agony for those who were forced to watch. Bring back Darrell Hammond, funnier and a far greater talent!

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

@Wolly_Heaver I was thinking a family member... that’s far too thin to be him 😂😂😂

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

Me: He’s great, but I’m not really sure he’s in to me...
My brain: THINK ABOUT HIM ALL THE TIME UNTIL IT BREAKS YOU Me: But I don’t want these feelings
My brain:

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

@Wolly_Heaver take one look at this mannequin and tell me who it looks like. 😂 https://t.co/M4UZuRvC3R

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Bet this mannequin grills a mean streak and wears white New Balances.

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

@YouTube we follow your creators. Not you. https://t.co/iJbs2FIkf6

[Meg Weaver @MarEliWea]

@Mickey_Elvis @ShafPatel @realDonaldTrump They believed in one God. Deism was very popular during that time. The founding fathers were, to quote Daniel Tosh, “a bunch of racists with a handful of good ideas.”