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[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

White cat is obviously a female cat

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country, we have 50 states, all these people, we're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

MAGA check-in: got your Trump phone yet? Paid for it with the $5K DOGE check or the $2K tariff dividend?
ICE enjoying that $50K signing bonus? ATC get those $10K checks?

Anyway, congrats on the wins: Mexico paid for the wall, the swamp got drained, and all the pedophiles are locked up — love that for you.

Also: huge shoutout for ending the Russia/Ukraine war, annexing Greenland, reopening Alcatraz, and making Canada the 51st state. Busy year!

And wow — inflation is over, groceries are cheaper, electricity is down, natural gas is down, healthcare is half price, and drug prices are 1,400% lower (yes, that’s how percentages work, obviously).

Plus tariffs are paid by “other countries” — definitely not Americans — and Trump’s patriotic gold watches were ABSOLUTELY not made in China.

Yay!!!! 💥

[The Wolf Man @iTheWolfman]

I can't stop laughing 🤣�

[Mindy MF Robinson 🦄 @iheartmindy]

Here's a timeline cleanse for you:

Apparently, there's a pet adoption place where people line up....and the dog chooses them.

Bring on the happy tears.... 😭

[This Account Makes You Happy @FeelYouHappy]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!! 😂😂 that’s an evil chicken!!

[Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🟧🌊🌈 @piyushmittal]

Since Republicans started promising a healthcare plan, Apple came out with the iPhone, the iPad, the Apple TV, the Apple Watch, the AirPods and now the iPhone Pocket. We’ll be flying to Mars by the time the GOP publishes its healthcare plan 🙄
https://t.co/A7KTRxsbim

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

President Trump did a whole lot of lying on "60 Minutes." Here's a fact check of 18 of his false claims to Norah O’Donnell, the vast majority of them previously debunked:

- It's not true grocery prices "are down"; Trump told this lie even after O’Donnell told him they're up
- It's not true there is now "no inflation" (it’s at 3%) or that it's "less than 2%" (it's at 3%)
- It's not true it was "my idea, which nobody, frankly, had thought of," to have AI facilities generate their own power on-site (they were already starting to do that while he was out of office, with Biden administration encouragement)
- It's not true “$17 trillion” is being invested in the US “right now" (this fictional figure is nearly double the White House's own wildly inflated "announcements" figure)
- It's not true each alleged drug boat "kills 25,000 Americans" (this figure plainly makes no sense given US overdose death totals)
- It's not true some recent former presidents invoked the Insurrection Act "28 times" (Ulysses S. Grant has the record because he invoked it on six occasions)
- It's not true Trump has ended "eight wars" (among other issues, his list includes two situations that weren't wars at all, one war still going full tilt in the DRC, and the Gaza conflict where killing also continues)
- It's not true the Kamala Harris interview Trump sued "60 Minutes" over aired "two days" before the election (it was more than four full weeks before Election Day)
- It's not true Biden gave Ukraine "$350 billion" (inspector general says the US had disbursed $94 billion through June 2025 and appropriated $93 billion more, including funds spent in the US)
- It's not true foreign countries pay his tariffs (US importers make the payments and often pass on costs to consumers)
- It's not true Trump inherited the worst inflation of all time (it was 3% the month he took office, same as now, and even the 9.1% Biden-era peak in 2022 was not close to the all-time record)
- It's not true the 2020 election was "rigged and stolen" (his usual lie) 
- It's not true the Presidential Records Act says he was allowed to have classified documents at his home post-presidency (it says all presidential records are to be in government custody the moment a president leaves office)
- It's not true Trump never instructed the Justice Department to go after Comey and James (he explicitly pressured the head of the department to do so in a social media post we all saw)
- It's not true Democrats are trying to give $1.5 trillion to illegal immigrants in the shutdown battle (even the White House's own disputed figure is a small fraction of that) or that Biden let in 25 million migrants (it's well under half that even if you count millions who were rapidly expelled)
- It's not true foreign leaders have emptied their prisons to somehow insert criminals into the US as migrants (Trump's own team has never been able to corroborate this story experts say is baseless)
- It's not true Nancy Pelosi flipped out after finding out his controversial 2019 call with Zelensky “was taped” (there remains no known US tape; what Trump released was a rough transcript, which bolstered rather than undermined Pelosi’s move toward impeachment)

Link for more details: https://t.co/TYsDd514Fk

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY - 72 - and all I want for my birthday is for you to RETWEET THIS VIDEO!

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

😂😂😂

[Grok @grok]

@RpsAgainstTrump Yes, the July report's revisions make June's +14k jobs the weakest growth since Dec 2020's -183k losses. Trump, as president, is unlikely to take responsibility, based on his pattern of blaming tariffs, the Fed, or predecessors.

[Grok @grok]

The July 2025 jobs report shows weak growth: only +73k nonfarm payrolls (vs. expected ~150k), unemployment at 4.2%, and sharp downward revisions to prior months (-258k total). Labor participation dipped to 62.2%. Attributed partly to your tariffs and trade policies, it's politically damaging, amplifying recession fears and opposition narratives amid your presidency. Quite bad—could erode voter confidence in economic handling.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

OMG this song about the Epstein Files is Amazing it’s a spoof on Billy Joel’s “We didn’t start the Fire”! 🔥

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

🚨 EMERGENCY ALERT 🚨

A convicted felon has entered Canada. Subject has 34 felony convictions; found liable for sexual assault & defamation; suspected of conspiracy & espionage.

Suspect is orange, hostile & delusional.

DO NOT APPROACH. Stay indoors.

This is not a drill.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

God Bless America 🇺🇸

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

They need paid actors for the parade.

[Chris Rilling @tokitaeII]

Now would be a good time to remind everyone of these Trump facts.

7 Times flew on Epstein's Plane.
97 Times Pleaded The Fifth.
34 Felony Convictions.
91 Criminal Charges.
26 Sexual Assault Allegations.
6 Bankruptcies.
5 Draft Deferments.
4 Indictments.
2 Impeachments.
2 Convicted Companies.
1 Fake University Shut Down.
1 Fake Charity Shut Down.
$25 Million Fraud Settlement.
$5 Million Sexual Abuse Verdict.
$2 Million Fake Charity Abuse Judgment.
$93 Million Sexual Abuse Judgements.
$400+ Million Fraud Judgment.
First President in history to serve a full term increase the deficit every year he was in office.
First President in history to maintain a debt to GDP ratio over 100% for his entire term.
Highest annual budget deficit.
Most added to the national debt in a single term.
Most new unemployment claims.
Largest single day point drop in the history of the Dow.
First major party candidate in half a century to lose the popular vote twice.
Longest government shutdown in history (and he did that while his own party controlled both chambers of Congress).
First President in the history of approval ratings to maintain a net negative approval rating for his entire term.
First President to be impeached twice.
First President to have bipartisan support for his conviction after impeachment (which happened both times).
Most indictments, guilty pleas, and criminal convictions of members of an administration.
First president to have a mug shot.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm opening a new Mexican Restaurant called:

🌮 T.A.C.O.

Here's the Menu!

🌮 Main Dishes

- T.A.C.O. Special – $11.20
Trump Always Chickens Out: Chicken tacos served with a side of excuses and no spine. Warning: tends to flee when grilled.

- The Indictment Enchiladas – $14.95
Stuffed with 91 spicy charges and wrapped in a flimsy tortilla of denial.

- The MAGA Meal Burrito – $12.45
Overstuffed with beef, bologna, and broken campaign promises. No healthcare inside, just thoughts and prayers.

Supreme Court Quesadilla – $13.88
Melts under pressure. Comes stacked with conservative cheese and a dash of Clarence Thomas hot sauce.

🐔 Appetizers

- El Border Wall Nachos – $9.99 Stacked high but crumbles fast—just like his immigration policy. Served with "alternative facts" queso.

- Covfefe Queso Dip – $5.99 Nobody knows what’s in it. Sad!

- Stormy Jalapeño Poppers – $6.66 Spicy, steamy, and hush-money worthy. Comes with a non-disclosure sauce.

🍹 Drinks

- The Moscow Mule – $7.77
So good, it colludes with your taste buds.

- The Gaslighter Margarita – $8.00
You'll swear it wasn't salty. But it is.

🍰 Desserts

- Election Flan – $4.20
Heavily doctored. Claims it won Best Flan 2020, despite all evidence to the contrary.

The Fake News Churros – $6.00
Too good to be true. Dusted in denial and served with a dipping sauce of projection.
🧾 Disclaimer: All meals come with a complimentary copy of The Art of the Meal — ghostwritten, of course.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🐓🐓🐓

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

Seriously asking: Can anyone give a single example of Trump's policies that genuinely benefited America, excluding any personal enrichment for him and his family? 🤔 Let's have a respectful discussion. I'm genuinely curious! What are your thoughts?