Marissa Rebischke

Situations.

[kaiju @m0nster_b]

It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

My age is news to me every single time I remember

[jay 🫍 @lezzyboxd]

I'm a TMI enthusiast. Nothing is too much information. I want every detail. I love knowing things.

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

A haunted house, but it's just running into old classmates in a Kwik Trip.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

We are one Scaramucci away from Election Day. VOTE

[Marissa Rebischke @MarRebischke]

@hootietheeowl Thank you for saying this. I thought it was just me!

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

zach bryan, luke bryan, and zach brown are all the same person to me and i’m being so serious

[AntiDisplacementCoup @AsterZephyrIsis]

not these elementary school kids voting to name their school after the butch lesbian janitor who does the work of five men 😭

[raccoon aesthetic. @raccoonesthetic]

yes.

[Marissa Rebischke @MarRebischke]

@raccoonesthetic Let’s go!

[Marissa Rebischke @MarRebischke]

@hodgman Phish Food. All day, every day.

[jaya. @jayacancook]

This is actually how it feels at about 1pm for naptime. Real nappers know!

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

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[sophie @netcapgirl]

“nothing from my end, thanks!”

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

I'm so relieved it's Friday. Just today and a few more decades of work left, and I'm done!

[Lev Parikian @LevParikian]

Sitting and standing all day are both bad, which leaves lying down as the best option, which is what I’ve been saying for years.