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former wedding coordinator/F&B manager turned mom turned licensed insurance agent and forever aspiring meteorologist/generally fun lady

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

My recovery boys got jokes. I'm glad they sympathize with the regularly scheduled programming of my uterus, thanks gents 😂

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

When sorrows come, they come not single spies. But in battalions.

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

I, have a huge crush on @ericandre

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

FAREWELL KING... RIP Neil Peart. An inarguably legendary musician and possibly the greatest drummer of all time. ❤️❤️❤️

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

@marissausage Fuck yeah I did I the man can do no wrong

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

I told you he’s just the greatest @marissausage

[The Ringer @ringer]

Nobody looked more surprised or upset with Joaquin Phoenix's win than Joaquin Phoenix. #GoldenGlobes

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

@marissausage This might be a slam on both of us then but I think it’s hilarious so I’m w/ it 😂😂😂

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

How many of you all have a family member, or a friend, or a neighbor with special needs or autism? #DemDebate #YangGang

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

@Jo_Vanni07 @marissausage She was. 💛

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

w/ an autistic and language impaired daughter I’m wondering about that sensory book game...we love a book of songs that plays melodies, or books with fun textures on the page...and of course the classics - rhyming poems and books w/ lots of alliteration ftw

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

I spent the morning volunteering at my kid’s school book fair ask me anything

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

@after_matt @Lin_Manuel underrated tweet of the decade

[Kevin @FightOwensFight]

A discussion.

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

@marissausage damn it’s been a decade

[The Ringer @ringer]

10 years ago, the cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ descended on Seaside Heights like whirling dervishes of hairspray and vodka, and we were never the same.
@jhkantor: https://t.co/qviqnAdeaa

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

@squeeezze @marissausage This ^^^ I’ll manage your F&B for free when you open up Cucina Vegana Missy 🙌

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

@marissausage I’ll start picking pennies up off the ground idgaf I’m going to have this shit booked by the end of January because 12/20/2020 we’re flying to Nola. You brought me home to Vegas last year for my birthday, and for your 25/26th birthday and these two Christmases, I’m taking U there

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

@marissausage ME TOO NOW oh wow we spent literal hours planning the entirety of the two days man and it was just going to be us, those conversations got me THROUGH last fall. But seriously the goal of 2020 is that we WILL do everything we planned because we are going in a year. That’s final.

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

Came across this from a year ago and got super upset...because my car immediately ate the CD and I’m still trying to pry this bitch out a year later. I fucking love Harry Connick, Jr. and I fucking love Christmas music but the 4Runner says I cannot have both 😐

[mrrrrr @MaraAlyse]

But the LAST thing I need to see before bed is a fucking adderall in my timeline. This is nasty and I left a nasty comment. Night!