Sarah Mack

Just like you I put my pants on one leg at a time, except im probably funnier.

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

@PGHtransit tell the driver of the 41 thanks for just driving past me when I was at the stop. No wonder nobody wants to ride the bus 😡

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

@ColourPopCo ordered zebra, beautiful color but this is the second metallic that I got that looks like this 😡 #help

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

@ColourPopCo I was so excited for my new metallic but what happened to the brush 😩😩

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

When the bus starts moving and you don't have your shit together #thestruggleisreal

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

@PGHtransit this is why people hate and refuse to ride public transportation here, so unreliable and so inconvenient.

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

@PGHtransit are you gonna call my boss & tell her why I'm late since the red line didn't show up until the next scheduled T?

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

Sometimes I don't think you understand common sense. Actually all the time, I think you are completely lacking common sense.

[Andrew @A_Zirpoli]

@MarahSack https://t.co/4aGnqx3Mrq

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

May have just eaten beef 😝🐃😵 bout to die

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

When you start to regain feeling in your body after standing outside for 15 min https://t.co/wXnwZg3Pi7

[Andrew @A_Zirpoli]

Someone please save me and @MarahSack from the never ending wedding invite meeting...

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

Question for all men who choose to wear long Leather dusters, why?

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

Thanks bath & body works, I now know what it takes to smell like @Schwarzenegger and @sinbadbad #JingleAllTheWay

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

Also, what are the chances of Marv or Harry seeing Kevin again? Let alone in New York City. #homealone2

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

I wonder if Kevin Mcallister still has that turtle dove from home alone 2, I bet the bird last still does. #homealone2

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

Done with work for the week got me like https://t.co/026n1KOOtD

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

Happy 18th birthday to a cousin who's more like a brother! Now go play in traffic wirbykirby! 😘🎉🎁🎂 https://t.co/iEMbmtHwcn

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

I thought the term was ladies first? Apparently these men missed the memo. You're momma would not be happy, sirs. 🤔😕

[Sarah Mack @MarahSack]

@canitschwab @Lilstangs 😂😂