Gary Marais

in my previous life I was a honey badger

[Southpaw Outlaw @SouthpawOutlaw_]

People excelling at sports I've never heard of.

[Stuart MacFarlane @Stuart_PhotoAFC]

#Arsenal fan runs on the pitch during the 2nd half and gets a selfie with @theowalcott #afc #preseason

[Gary Marais @MaraisGary]

@damz_L @Footy_Jokes 😢😢😢

[Gary Marais @MaraisGary]

@itsrobotface did you catch any Pokémon?

[Wenger Knows Best @wengerknowsbest]

"Ivan? Arsène. Wolfsburg might sell Draxler. I know! Look, start at £2m and I'll pretend I don't know him. Exceptional."

[Gary Marais @MaraisGary]

@keagsface @_grossgirl_ @irCadillac this is why i dont often tweet

[Gary Marais @MaraisGary]

@keagsface @_grossgirl_ @irCadillac we all havr our days

[Gary Marais @MaraisGary]

See any cool pokėmon today?

[Gary Marais @MaraisGary]

Porn will make it better

[Motherboard @motherboard]

How space technology will produce the best weed ever https://t.co/uEnd54W8Zh

[Gary Marais @MaraisGary]

Wish you weren't here

[≋8≋5≋1≋1≋2≋7≋ @ujochi]

HAHAHA

U R 100% IDIOT https://t.co/J0pdsoAAdh

[Gary Marais @MaraisGary]

On the plus side of Donald Trump maybe winning the election is that it will "Make American anti statism punk great again"

Maybe?

[Gary Marais @MaraisGary]

My sock has a hole in it just big enough so that my big toe can fit through, kill me now pls

[Ryan van Rooyen @RyanRootsUp]

You might think that you're the best driver in the world but if you drive drunk/talking on your cell then you're nothing more than an idiot

[Gary Marais @MaraisGary]

If i ever cloned myself i think id be constantly fucking myself up for stealing my last bong #shinfo

[Gary Marais @MaraisGary]

If you @ tag me to thank me for following you, ill block you! This is not a game

[Gary Marais @MaraisGary]

@LouieStander https://t.co/7boMVzW5ci

[Wenger Knows Best @wengerknowsbest]

Look, we accept Man Utd beat Crystal Palace 2-1. Was it as good as when we beat Aston Villa 4-0 last season? No.