Maranda

University of Akron Biochemistry KKG

[AsapSCIENCE @AsapSCIENCE]

We must look SO WEIRD to animals sometimes.[@jakelikesonions]

[Maria Schafle @LilColombiana14]

If you like Food, Friends, and Karnival Fun. Make sure you save the date then! ❤️ Come and join Kappa for our first Kappa Karnival!!! 🎪🎟🍿

[Phi Kappa Tau - University of Akron @AkronPhiTau]

@KKG_Lambdas this is your tweet for the MargariTauVille twitter contest Get the most retweets or likes to win money for your philanthropy🏖

[Maranda @Marandapanda_58]

https://t.co/DYk0B9Ug81

[Maranda @Marandapanda_58]

When half your students have walked out you have lost the class and it's time to dismiss the rest of us.

[AsapSCIENCE @AsapSCIENCE]

Can you not?
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[Ole Miss Kappa Sigma @umksig]

Kappa Sig will be donating $0.25 for every RT and $0.10 for every like this tweet gets towards #HurricaneHarvey relief efforts in Houston.

[UAFraternitySorority @AkronFSL]

The last day to sign up and pay for sorority formal recruitment is ONE WEEK from today--Thursday, Sept. 7!!

[Austin Sawyer @_austinsawyer]

STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING

[Maranda @Marandapanda_58]

I feel bad for professors when they have computer problems. They can cure cancer but they can get the computer to turn on

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

When I close my eyes, I see the planets as pirouetting dancers in a cosmic ballet, choreographed by the forces of gravity.

[Crossan @crossan_23]

Retweet if your not from Texas and you know about the garage fridge https://t.co/iM7ayNXXq3

[Maranda @Marandapanda_58]

The office has run out of coffee and I'm here till 10. Please send help or Starbucks.

[MAKEUP @glowkit]

RT TO WIN: the new Abh Subculture palette, must be following me

[Maranda @Marandapanda_58]

@ZipsBarstool @BrittRandall21 @jericalrogers

[Maranda @Marandapanda_58]

Call me old fashioned, but if you're going to show up over 30 minutes late to lecture, just skip.