Marc Aces

🔞Terminally Awkward HealthGoth ♐️

[Marc Aces @MarcAces_]

Leaning out
#fitness #bodybuilding

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Hey, that’s the same face I make when I go to sleep.

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No you can’t try some of my meds. You criminal.

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Her: describe yourself.

Me: Bleak mindset. Elite output.

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Missionary so I can do witchcraft on your face.

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When you’re too lazy to make a spirit Halloween Rite Aid meme 

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Put me on love island and watch it become a psychological horror

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Stop sending me on side quests. I'm exhausted.

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Alien: *crying*

Me: “so that was “with Arms Wide Open“ by Creed”

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“you’re the villain in someone else’s life” bro im the villain in my own life

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I don’t associate with people who are liars. If You lie and hide shit from me. Then it is you who burned the bridge.

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Yeah Sleep Token released new music but have you ever considered showering?

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no preworkout, just flashbacks of shít i let slide

[Marc Aces @MarcAces_]

You deserve a break.
Stop healing.
Choose violence.
Go batshit insane.
Do it for the plot.

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tbh i get why Michael Myers just quit talking and started acting like that

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Don’t get mad. Get even.

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Our father, who art in Heaven
Limp be thy Bizkit

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Do NOT get a syrupy footjob under the table from a goth girl at
Denny's

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IF you ever Fallover in public, pick yourself up and say sorry it’s been a while since
I inhabited a body®
And just walk away.

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I'm 82% sure I don't belong in this dimension.

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If we aren’t kissing with a mouthful of blood, then what’s the point?