Uncle Tony

world traveler, philosopher, Chinese Major Global Trading Minor, Wake Forest minority

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

Apparently Throwing coupons at the strip club will get you kicked out

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

If you have a penis you need to use the men's room. This is getting out of hand

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

Telling a woman to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

You should be honored by my lateness that I would even show up to this fake shit

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

Gotta be the first person to drop deuces in the office. Otherwise I can't do it

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

Shoot off one pinky toe and everybody is trippin

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

You not a real one unless you had to wash your dick in a sink

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

Must be spring time because girls are single and tryna mingle lol.. #thirsty #femalesflirting

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

You might be a #stoner if when your not smoking, you are thinking about smoking

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

@JColeNC thank you for everything you have done for us. You are my MLK the real voice of our struggle and the truth

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

If you get put in jail in North Korea, you kinda deserved it. Won't catch my ass there

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

You ever notice if you have a virus on your comp the only websites that work are porn

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

Ima hit the gym like "chest day, EVERYDAY"

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

Shout out pirate bay and bit torrent.. P.o.P. Hoolll it downn!

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

Shout out to wake forest for taking that 49-7 L

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

I have a strange feeling about the stock market right now, I think it's a good time to start buying

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

James Bond coupe, pop clutch 100

[Landon Ridder @landon_ridder]

What you focus on expands, and what you resist, persists. Because either way you are thinking intensely about it.

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

Saw the equalizer #prettydope

[Uncle Tony @MarcAnthony01]

I wonder how much dry cleaners make from the money they find in pockets.