(Bi) Sergeant At Arms

(DM)V Native | Morgan State Alumnus | @MarcBennett_| ♌️| Fmr. Governor Appointee | 🔍…⚖️ |

[(Bi) Sergeant At Arms @MarcBennett_]

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[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Britni Danielle @BritniDWrites]

So Virginia can't use their new map, which was approved by voters. But Alabama can?

But sure, SCOTUS isn't "political"

[SARCASTIC🧸 @sarcasticteddy1]

Niggas be gay. I be niggas.

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

This is always funny because women think it’s a switch that goes off when a ring is present lol if you’re not doing it now you won’t do it later

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

The cleaners & security guards at your workplace are also your colleagues, respect them.

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

I’ll NEVER beg nobody to be friends. If there’s an issue and your solution is to go ghost instead of talk, kick rocks. ✌🏽

[Payton Alexander @AlexanderPayton]

New platform entrance taking shape at Crystal City Metro station. DC really does have one of the most beautiful subway systems in the world.

[Kathryn Gimborys @kathryngimborys]

dc may not be the greatest city in the world but our subway system is air conditioned and that is truly enough for me

[IG: Urbanelegance @urban_elegance]

I’ve seen about 5 graduation brawls. What is going on? Has everyone lost their couth?

[(Bi) Sergeant At Arms @MarcBennett_]

@MasculineSissy1 So you got a yanker.

[(Bi) Sergeant At Arms @MarcBennett_]

@alonafide Oh so you expert.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Working in corporate you start to learn that people aren’t really that smart.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Manager: so many people already left. Luckily you are not planning to leave us.

Me: sending 50 resumes per hour with company's Wifi.

[(Bi) Sergeant At Arms @MarcBennett_]

Treat the janitor better. gives me office scents and is funny.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Do you greet the janitor the same way you greet the CEO?

[The High Agency Lab @highagencylab]

@muheediva01 The irony is that communication during rejection is often more important than communication during hiring. Most candidates understand not getting the role

What frustrates them is being left without closure or information

[Amke. @amukelani_02]

calculating if i can survive till payday.😭

[(Bi) Sergeant At Arms @MarcBennett_]

@thehoodhewchie Do you follow his?

[(Bi) Sergeant At Arms @MarcBennett_]

@jaytovah_ 🫶🏾 with time.

[〽️r. Lord @unfollowMrLord]

If everybody on the apps so “ugly” and you so fine why are YOU still on there? 😭

Go meet these “pretty” men in person since apparently you above the app experience.

Y’all be sitting on X half naked in underwear calling everybody else unattractive like the problem couldn’t POSSIBLY be your personality, your energy, or the fact nobody wants somebody constantly seeking validation online.

The call may be coming from inside the house, beloved.

[Mindset for Money @Mindset4Money_X]

Turns out ts is too expensive to replace us 😭