My word. Proof read before you publish. My 10 year old would have fewer errors. I’m embarrassed for ninersnation. Yikes!
Position-by-position grades from the 49ers unacceptable 19-10 loss to the Bears https://t.co/qxMUx4SgJO via @NinersNation
Not that I was out tonight. But good ol Westridge Mall seems unscathed by covid-19. There were the same amount of cars there as ever. 5 or so. And yes, I rounded up. #rightbychickfila#ourmallblows
In the Bahamas with my bride on Valentines Day. This is the most beautiful place I've ever been. And I'm with the most beautiful woman here. I love you, Tera. How lucky am I? #StupidBlessed#vacation
@Cardinals and Mike Schildt- why in the world do we keep throwing Andrew Miller out there? He's been awful lately. You do know these games count, right? At this point he needs to simply be a lefty specialist. Contract aside, this dude hasn't earned the right to pitch to righties.
@DAonCBS I worked at a juvie jail. A huge manchild flooded his cell with the contents of his toilet, got naked, lathered up with soap and dared officers to come wrestle him out. #getemout
The value of a 2003 Chevy Malibu with 222,000 miles: $40.
The cost of a new refurbished battery: $54.
New value of the car: $94.
Value of the disappointment on my daughter's face when I got it running again: priceless.
#imacheapskate#nocarpayments
Played battleship with my 7 year old tonight. After 5 or 6 consecutive misses he couldnt contain it any longer. Through his laughter I was alerted that he hadn't placed any ships on the board. #wellplayedlittleman#proudfather
One of my son's spelling words this week is "far". I have him talked into adding a "t" to the end. He's all about shock value. He's willing to ruin his streak (no pun intended) of perfect spelling tests. #farthumor#blowingthebrownbugle