Marc Hayday

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the traffic report is on but you're new to town

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out of all the cooking oils you're telling me VEGETABLE oil is one of the unhealthiest?

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seeing someone else at the gym with wired headphones

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crowning a new champion

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when I order thirty wings at wing night and the server tells me I can't bring any uneaten ones home

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personally, it speaks to my inner desire to see hockey and baseball replays

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter speaks to the inner masochist in all of us

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west island french is officially a dialect

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Le message de Kent Hughes aux jeunes joueurs : « Vous avez fait l’équipe pour aujourd’hui. »

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@petedalliday @zeechara33 @Skillsy75 Yes, as a stand-in-front-of-the-net-on-the-PP specialist. Bob Gainey recruited me at Canadian Tire.

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I'd like to think I'm the @zeechara33 of my rec league team, but really I'm the @Skillsy75

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five people have asked if I used to play for the @PetesOHLhockey while wearing their hoodie. also worth noting: none of them have seen me do crossovers

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five people have asked if I used to play for the @PetesOHLhockey while wearing their hoodie. also worth noting: none of them have seen me do crossovers

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my dad is known for his cute feet

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an ongoing documentation of the wholesomeness I so often overhear:

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we don't play mind games, we play connect 4.

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Steven Page would never

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They have bacon-flavoured sausage
But they don't have sausage-flavoured bacon
Well can you blame them?
Yeah!

-@barenakedladies, probably

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They have bacon-flavoured sausage
But they don't have sausage-flavoured bacon
Well can you blame them?
Yeah!

-@barenakedladies, probably

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stores paid people to put your things in bags, which was the style at the time

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I put groceries on the conveyor belt from heaviest to lightest as if I won't be bagging them myself

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I put groceries on the conveyor belt from heaviest to lightest as if I won't be bagging them myself

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cutting your own hair is like mowing the lawn with a mirror

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update: I still can't grow a beard, but I can grow an occasional hair out of my forehead

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Today marks the ten year anniversary of telling myself that I'll be able to grow a beard next year.

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accidentally checked linkedin over the long weekend #hustlelife #riseandgrind