Marc

Does my sexiness upset you?
does it come as a surprise
that I dance like I've got diamonds
at the meeting of my thighs?

🔜🌱🏳️‍🌈🎤🌍

[Marc @MarcHeras7]

@glovo no me sale la suma, eh?

[Manel Cota @MaNeo_O]

Thanks! Ubisoft Barcelona did all the underwater levels. And that same team is being fired right now because Ubisoft thinks thats what we deserve :)

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Charlie Kirk called me a ‘lunatic’ and a ‘prostitute’ and demanded I be deported.

Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.

We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.

[Marc @MarcHeras7]

I think the drama in a sport like this would be juicy af

"X IS SO DESPICABLE FOR SCORING ON TEAM B, THEY WERE ALLIES"

"SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ALLIES WITH TEAM C"

Such nasty strategies could come out of this thing

[Marc @MarcHeras7]

You can have a three way alliance for 5 natural minutes maximmum (this timer is never paused). At minute 5:00 one point is deducted from every team in the alliance and repeated every minute, so one of them will eventually have to leave the union.

[Marc @MarcHeras7]

- AMEN: 0/10, am I being abducted by aliens at the end???

Overall score: 2.95/10.
Score breakdown:
-0.05 for the double i without explaination. Is it because this is act ii? Idk.
-5 deduction for no visuals (again).
-2 deduction for being too short.

Thanks for reading :)

[Marc @MarcHeras7]

- DESERT EAGLE: 0/10, I have a feeling this one has h*rny connotations
- RIIVERDANCE: 3/10, no hands for what?
- II HANDS II HEAVEN: 0/10, too emotional
- TYRANT: 1/10, DID SHE BECOME JOLENE???
- SWEET [star] HONEY [star] BUCKIIN': 3/10, too chaotic, it's like it's 3 songs in 1

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[Marc @MarcHeras7]

@edehdez05 💀💀💀

No puede ser 😂😂😂

[Marc @MarcHeras7]

Unbelievable how nobody had seen it until now

[History Defined @historydefined]

A 1400-year-old Ginkgo tree found within the walls of the Gu Guanyin Buddhist Temple, in the Zhongnan Mountains region of China. Photo by Han Fei

[Marc @MarcHeras7]

@by_aaleex @elTindercat 👀
Sap greu, però si ho diuen les matemàtiques, s'ha de fer 😌

[Marc @MarcHeras7]

"Have yourself a merry little paracetamol"

[Marc @MarcHeras7]

@marcanadell4 No, home, no, no siguis gandul 😂