Marc Lucarelli

Beer league hockey enforcer turned occasional goal scorer for the @GoatSharks. So never give up on your modest dreams, kids

[CPA NSFW @CpaNsfw]

@JordanUhl Never thought I’d long for the days of Dan Quayle. But here we are.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When the chips are down, I want a fat 53-year-old who started his morning battling phlegm for five minutes between the pipes.

[Andrew Cooper @CoopAFiasco]

Neglecting a 6 figure job to win a $50 fantasy football league

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

And the Notre Dame fan said, “Lord, during most of the game I noticed 22 footprints in the grass, but during the most difficult times I noticed only 20, were you carrying us then?”

And the Lord sayeth, “Lol, no buddy your coach sent ten dudes out.”

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Bills by a BILLION😤

Good luck this season @BuffaloBills from @Ernieclem and the boys! #BillsMafia

[John DeMarsico @JohnDeMarsico]

Here's that Jhoan Duran entrance tonight on @SNYtv 🔥

[Marc Lucarelli @MarcLucarelli14]

@CoryONeill1 Follow up: does he have any grapes?

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Tony didn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Undeserved Good Guy Rap:

Charlie Conway (D3)

- Bashed Bombay for choosing a sustainable career over wanting to coach teenagers the rest of his life
- Wanted to rename his High School team ‘The Mighty Ducks’ because he refused to grow up
- Made himself Captain before a single practice
- Quit on the team because he was a baby
- Met with Hans after quitting the team/Hans died the next day. Suspicious.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Do the right thing @EASPORTSNHL

[Goat Sharks @GoatSharks]

HUGE win over the Cheefheads! A 8-3 win gets us back on track! Goals by @CoryONeill1, Andrew Browm, @JakeDehlinger, @wolski_josh, captain Matt Boczar, and Jason Lucarelli!

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

There are great interviews, then there's this beauty by Virginia pitcher, Stephen Schoch.

[Marc Lucarelli @MarcLucarelli14]

@CoryONeill1 Because Ryan is busy watching Netflix on his phone again

[𝙅𝙤𝙚𝙡 ✞ @Breesoverrated]

Bro died and still came back before michael thomas

[Marc Lucarelli @MarcLucarelli14]

There’s actually nothing between West Seneca and Orchard Park, Mr. Announcer on the Bandits game guy. They’re literally right next to each other.

[Marc Lucarelli @MarcLucarelli14]

Let’s go Amerks

[MLB Cathedrals @MLBcathedrals]

Buffalo's War Memorial Stadium (demolished, 1988) played home to the New York Knights in the 1984 film The Natural.