Marc S Lawrence

like you really want to read a bio about me

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

Snapchat is better.

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

And in my spare time I like to cut off man buns for fun.

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

A rhinoceros is pretty much a real life Pokémon. An armored skin hippo with a horn? Crazy.

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

Guys can't tell another man "Happy Birthday," without an insult following it. It's just the way we are wired.

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

Pro tip: If you want random strangers to yell at you in Cali simply wear a Celtics shirt the day after they break their teams winning streak

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

I just want to buy 25 dogs, become the alpha, go off the grid and live with my pack in the woods

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

Every white person claims to be "a little bit" Native American. I think its a cop out so we don't feel as bad about the whole genocide thing

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

I will never be able to relate to an elderly Asian woman. We've just lived complete different lives.

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

@leBUNjames @chachachanningg hahahaha T-Cock?

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

The worst part about being 23 is you're to young to be taken serious professionally but too old to eat dunkaroos in a public setting.

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

I'm the type of guy who tells the barber the haircut looks perfect even when it's not even close to what I asked for.

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

True Life: My Dad Voted for Trump

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

I pretend to use the force every time I walk through an automatic door. It's the closest I'll ever get to being a Jedi.

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

Wearing a watch makes you look 10% more adult.

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

Finished putting my new IKEA dresser together and only have three screws leftover. I think I should be good.

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

I love weird people.

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

You're goddamn right I'm still wearing a Patriots shirt today.

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

The fact that there is bumper to bumper traffic at 5:30am on the highway is just another reason why LA needs to be hit by a plague

[Marc S Lawrence @MarcSLawrence]

Fuck it, time to get shitfaced

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