I was in a restaurant the other day, and the server said, "Please be careful because this plate is very hot
I said that shouldn't be a problem. I'm not attractive to plates
I didn't know what to get my niece for Christmas, so I asked my sister what she was in to
She said, she really in to frozen stuff atm
So, I got her some oven chips and peas
Me and my son were standing on the beach watching the boats go by when he turned to me and said.
Look, dad, a navy battleship
I replied, "No, you idiot, that's grey