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Anywhere Everywhere Somewhere SRU Graduate

[Him @Marc_is_Kool]

Never forget that stupid woman at Mazda trying to get me to put 5k down to FIND THE CAR 😂😂😂 I called her manager immediately and corporate and asked if that normal…… no it’s not and I hope she got fired. Wildest shit of my life

[PassiveAggressiveIncome @indexnforgetit]

Here's why Carvana is absolutely slaughtering car dealerships:

I found a truck I wanted, brand new or I would have used Carvana

Called the dealer and talked to a salesman whom I know btw

"Hey I found this truck I want, I've already researched, don't need to test drive, I just want to buy it"

Salesman: "Ok when can you come in and test drive? "

Me: "I don't need to test drive, I've driven them, this is the one I want. I'm pretty busy so is there a way to just do the paperwork digitally and do you offer delivery?"

Salesman: "Sorry we'll have to have you come in for that and go through our finance office"

Me: "Ok, I work every day until 5. I see you're open until 7 tonight can I just come by after work and pick it up?"

Salesman: "We are open until 7 but can you be here by 5?"

Me: "No, I work until 5 so it would be like 530. That should be enough time right?"

Salesman: "How about Thursday the same time?"

Dude I'm literally trying to throw money at you and make this the easiest sale of your life

[38-0.app @38_0app]

Inspired by https://t.co/OjIvlQbDhO, but for football.

Draft a Premier League XI from random clubs and seasons. Build your team. Simulate the season.

Can you go 38-0?

https://t.co/znFjgOW4Wj

#football #soccer #fifa #premierleague

[ً @capvirgvl]

twitter scroll sesh after an arsenal loss

[eŵân 🇫🇷 @ewan10i]

DANSE PUTAIN DANSE PUTAIN DANSE

[Him @Marc_is_Kool]

I still can’t understand why people show out for other people they don’t know , my dawgs … yeah I got to 🤣🤣

[Him @Marc_is_Kool]

@BustyRuckett @LegionHoops @JuJu_Smith_ Real question: who at that time in the east was stopping LeBron even a little bit 😭?

[Him @Marc_is_Kool]

……..

[B/R Hoops @brhoops]

AJ Dybantsa puts up first career triple-double 🔥

33 PTS | 11-13 FG | 10 REB | 10 AST | 36 MINS

[DSK @0161Darren]

Cherki said to these man play with Freedom, I’ll deal with Pep later. 🤣🤣

[Equal Justice Initiative @eji_org]

On this day in 1917, the U.S. Army executed 13 Black soldiers who were sentenced to death and denied any right to appeal for defending themselves after a white mob attacked them.
https://t.co/Sw4ttYFx2B

[Him @Marc_is_Kool]

@Shordie_Shordie you doing wayyyyy to much adding. @Tyga to the album but the album is fire keep going!!!! Just please keep niggas like @Tyga off your projects …..PLEASEEEEEEEEE

[Him @Marc_is_Kool]

@Shordie_Shordie shit really got me hot to hear @Tyga on a song in 2025 cmon gang

[Him @Marc_is_Kool]

@Shordie_Shordie can you please tell me why @Tyga was needed on this album ????? I am so confused he does not fit an that song

[Kyle Lee Watson @OD_Mikey55]

Niggas thought they was getting more stimulus checks and now look niggas not even getting they food stamps 😩😩

[Him @Marc_is_Kool]

I thank god every other day for my life 💯everyday is real no fake energy

[Him @Marc_is_Kool]

There’s this one specific person who was all trumpy like full on and now they did a complete switch 😭😭😭

[Him @Marc_is_Kool]

Perfect guarding position means he is not open. Hand down yes but I am still right in front of you. If you shoot it quick my hand comes up late I’m still here the shot is not “open”

[Mike Wang @Beluba]

If a defender is in perfect guarding position but doesn't put a hand up, what contest coverage would you expect on a perimeter jump shot?

[Him @Marc_is_Kool]

You get hit by a cybertruck just gon head start thinking about heaven gang

[Him @Marc_is_Kool]

Niggas really want someone else to live out they fantasy’s 😭😭😭😭I’m weak