Marcel Gold

Looking for friends, memories & freedom.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@PhillyD dial back your carb and sodium intake. your weight is becoming an issue for the viewers. no one wants to take advice from a doughy beta with bad hair, REALLY bad hair. do better.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@MikhailaFuller please talk about your facial surgeries & pyramid schemes.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@chrisdcomedy @RadioCity PLENTY of seats still avail. the bump from your Vice show oughta bring in the stragglers, no?

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@VICETV @chrisdcomedy @jimmykimmel @Super70sSports what a hot topic. hope you kept the receipt for your watch. a tour based on stolen jokes and this show won't pay your dry cleaning bill.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@LaZerRantZ william montgomery wants his jokes back. @CheetoSantino stealing jokes does not mean you should. do better.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@chrisdcomedy move over @bertkreischer Chrissy D is the new king of the "Lie" joke! all that insecurity working its way out as lies! Comedy has never been better.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@TheQuartering you need to exercise in the morning. there are enough beta weirdos reading daily mail headlines. your cholesterol, blood pressure, & body fat are all reaching lethal levels. no one wants to start their day thinking about heart attacks.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@TheRealCoach_JB @jasonwhitlock @YouTube Battle of Absentee Dads! You both Win.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@TheQuartering Fat Guy Triggered by Chocolate & Women!

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@TheRealCoach_JB stop crushing, you know you'd hit it. It's well known that Coach JB enjoyed many a weekend in west hollywood. prove me wrong.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@J_Potter don't worry, he's not booked at pizza huts in Rochester.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@TheQuartering try a morning walk instead. you have thick blood & multiple risk factors for a stroke.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@TheQuartering please address your obesity & self-control issues. we need you healthy for the culture wars!

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@chrisdcomedy @joerogan coupla powerful bi-sexuals.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@TheQuartering Fat Beta Pussy Sells Overpriced Coffee. Read All About It!

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@littleesther you're lucky this time.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@TheQuartering follow their example and be honest about your own fabrications. no swatting took place, police have confirmed. please stop lying about such things. focus on your weight and blood pressure issues.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@TheQuartering real problem is glutinous slobs who live in the burbs.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@TheQuartering tell the truth about being "swatted." police sources have confirmed it was a hoax. do better, jeremy. you don't need to stoop so low. you can't keep up this blasphemous pace.

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@TheQuartering confirmed hoax. no swatting took place. be honest with your audience, jeremy.