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[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

brush my teeth twice a day??

ya ok, totally will do @ BIG TOOTHPASTE

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

@1CFLAtt Remember that this is also a reflection of X users(not as many young people on X). Numbers would be different if poll was taken on Instagram.

[Mike @PenisTickler46]

doing stand-up and saying "im just joking" after every joke

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

Regardless of their gender, I exclusively text my friends "happy birthday, big shooter" on their birthdays

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

Tom Cruise dating the loml 😭

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

name a better feeling than remembering u shazamed a cool song a few days ago

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

There is now a game called Coldplay Canoodlers, where the player receives points for finding the CEO of Astronomer in the crowd

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

puff wheat cake undervalued in society

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

crypto should be shut off at night and on weekends. no one should be making decisions at the same time as their sunday scaries

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

Normalize playing lifelong pranks on your kid.

Name your son 'Brandom'

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

@NHLFlames Morgan Frost #Flames1stGoal

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

Mini eggs fuck

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

Presidential funerals are crazy because it's just a bunch of dudes that had your job after you, that you barely know in the front row

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

@BlessingJr can I get a link to your baller christmas playlist? 🙏🔥🎅

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

2 years ago, my boss told me that if he had 10 grand lying around, he'd put it all in NFTs

I'm really glad he didn't have 10 grand lying around

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

@NHLFlames #Flames1stGoal Weegar

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

@Wealthsimple #WealthsimpleCrypto #contest

[Wealthsimple @Wealthsimple]

Want a chance to win 1 full bitcoin? Yeah, you do. Repost and reply with #WealthsimpleCrypto and #contest to be entered into our all-time highest giveaway.

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

chocolate cake is goth lasagna

[marcel @MarcelLaugh]

one time I sprained my wrist in the changing room at the bay