Word Mars Star

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The first thing you should know about me is that I'm not you. Alot more will make sense after that.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The people who never keep left unless overtaking are the worst drivers on Kenyan roads. We need a death sentence by hanging for such “drivers”.

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

I always thought Sony WH 1000 XM5 had the best noise cancelation- until PSG changed my mind.

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Every World Cup has that one completely random striker who turns into prime Ronaldo Nazário for exactly two weeks, has a great tournament, signs a £60M contract with a top club, and then disappears from football forever.
I wonder who it's going to be this month

[belles @utdbelles]

me always me today

[Kurt @_kjs1874]

Quite nervous for the game tomorrow. By far the biggest game PSG have had since I started supporting them this morning

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

This is when it hits you that we actually do not have a parliament.

[Word Mars Star @Marceldoubleo]

🤣🤣🤣

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Onyango Tate using black mamba today not because of high fuel prices but to give poor people hope.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

“Bien has lost the plot in life” yet you who hasn’t lost it is still in a bed sitter doomscrolling and doing nothing of national significance. Just because you have access to important hardworking people doesn’t mean you are equals.

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

It's Rude to ask for a favor from someone you don't check on.

And it's more rude to check on someone when you need a favor.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I was asleep and a business idea has come to me in a dream. Hear me out.

I have this land that is in my name. I want 20 people to contribute money so I can build 20 houses. After the houses are done, I will sell them to other people and buy more land.

The 20 guys will continue contributing while I build more houses. If any of them want a house they will pay the same as those not contributing .

I will call it "Affordable Housing."

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[Mbas Liech 🐘 @HawkAyo]

What’s interesting is that from this position Bruno could still have had two goals today. He just wants to assist 😬

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

"Who radicalized you?"

I was born with a rare condition called logic.

[GABBY @gabrrriielle]

I love how something can be the BIGGEST problem in your life and 6 months pass and you legitimately cannot even remember how bad of a problem it was 🤣

[Word Mars Star @Marceldoubleo]

💯

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Imagine Manchester United losing five straight Premier League games like Chelsea did without scoring a single goal.

The whole media would be following Michael Carrick and Bruno Fernandes to the toilet asking what’s happening 😭

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The last time Chelsea scored a goal in the Premier League, the Strait of Hormuz was still open

[Zoba @Czooba]

Me on Saturday Me on Sunday

[Word Mars Star @Marceldoubleo]

And the circus begins.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Mafuta: Kandarasi yafutwa

Wakenya kupata hasara ya shilingi bilioni 3.2
Hii ni baada ya kufutwa kwa kandarasi ya mafuta

Kandarasi ilifutiliwa mbali kabla ya shehena kuwasili
Kenya kuathirika na vita vinavyoendelea Ghuba
#CitizenNipashe

[Nicholas Fabiano, MD @NTFabiano]

Purpose is one of the most potent antidepressants

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

I mean, bottling four competitions is still a kind of a quadruple, if you think about it

[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

Chris Rock got slapped for nothing.