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Just here being carrot

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@Blondie_Sea This is BrunetteLand, My very original character

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#primevideo #PAXAUS

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#primevideo #PAXAUS any planes nearby?

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Me after going through the #BCM289xTheRoom hashtag after watching the room and realise how naive I was

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#BCM289xTheRoom You reckon they are gonna have another pillow fight?

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#BCM289xTheRoom also didn’t they say they were together 5 years at the start of the movie? You telling me it’s been 2 years? It’s taken two years to develop absolutely nothing in the plot

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#BCM289xTheRoom “sure baby I want your body come on up” look everyone has said some bad lines in their day but at least we weren’t paid professionals

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#BCM289xTheRoom That joint what is the most genuine piece of acting in this entire movie. It portrayed the audiences feeling of not giving two brain cells of attention to the movie

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#BCM289xTheRoom conspiracy theory: this is the world through the dogs perspective

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#BCM289xTheRoom “Bye-bye my precious”

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#BCM289xTheRoom Woah she isn’t going to marry him? The plot twist was SOOO unexpected

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#BCM289xTheRoom I feel like I can put highs school romance in an ai generated story and find less cringy lines then this

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#BCM289xTheRoom “You gonna be ready?” “How do you mean that? I’m always ready… FOR YOU!” GODDEM REAL GOOD

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#BCM289xTheRoom How’s work? It’s good. How’s your sex life? I can’t help but laugh. I think I’ve seen more authentic interactions in the Sims

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#BCM289xTheRoom WHY ARE THE SUITS TOP BIG THEY LOOK THEY ARE 3 AND FOUND THEIR DADD BUSINESS SUIT

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#BCM289xTheRoom Mark is going into his emo phase

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Jonny: she slept with someone else, what should I do?
Peter the psychologist: it’s complicated
Me: DUMP HER ASS #BCM289xTheRoom

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#BCM289xTheRoom I’ve never done drugs but after seeing 42 minutes of this I think I can safely say I’ve had an acid trip

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@Gab2daMoon What is the point of this movie I think is a better question

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@CharlieOShea12 Will pay you in two minute noodles for one use of this in 50 mins time