Mayer of Boston

I’m so hot • 5 years left until I’m traded for nothing • Previously Raffy Lover • Parody

[Mayer of Boston @MarceloLover39]

Step 1: Sign Bregman for one year

Step 2: Cause raffy to get frustrated and tell him he lost his position

Step 3: tell the media he’s selfish

Step 4: offload his contract, get absolutely nothing in return and justify it by having Bregman

Step 5: don’t resign Bregman

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@pesky_podcast Devers can go back to third we’ll be fine

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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

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LOWE VAUGHN

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What The fuck Was that tatis commercial

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Does this home plate ump even know where he is

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@KutterIsKing They keep picking the one guy on our team that barely speaks English too

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How do they keep roping in Cedan for these field interviews

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Let’s fucking Rock

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Roman makes me feel things

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Yankees have worse fundamentals than Japan little league team

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@octoberstanton

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Gotta ruin a sweep and crochet gem cause Chapman threw 3 pitches yesterday!

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@barstoolsports

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@SavageSports_

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@jayhaykid

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I love you

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Big Red looks like he belongs here