About halfway through this paper I realized it was my last one. Ever. And I honestly shuddered. Now, I almost want to make it a really good one so I go out with a bang or something.... Almost.
My favorite part of American democracy is when Mitch McConnell, ink-stained and covered in cheeto crumbs, emerges from his office with an armful of scribbled-upon napkins and declares "this is our justice system now."