Andrew March

born in a desert, raised in a lion's den

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

This bird could be yours‼️

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[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Repost to enter for a chance to win an authenticated 2131 30th Anniversary baseball autographed by Cal Ripken, Jr!

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@EmmyBowersox @jackintheS0x @LedoPizza Good news!

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@jackintheS0x @LedoPizza @Lichtensteinbby I’m going gravy for the sauce and turkey, mashed potatoes, and stuffing as toppings

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

WHOOOOO WANTS IT⁉️

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@jackintheS0x @MLB @TMobile Indubitably. Does this count as a comment?

[MLB @MLB]

The name Gunnar Henderson is gonna be one you’re hearing PLENTY for a long time.

Repost and comment for a chance to win a ball he smashed during this year’s @TMobile #HRDerby.

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[Andrew March @MarchMadness999]

The 4th isn’t the same without you 💔

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Change your name to the bats @CleGuardians

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@MarxistWorm @jackintheS0x @LedoPizza Jonah always sides with corporations

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@lukequinn14 They’re just called fish there

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@DylanGugerty No fucking way

[Andrew March @MarchMadness999]

Do this again, but Joey Chestnut vs shark in a hot dog eating contest

[Shark Week @SharkWeek]

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[Paul McCartney @PaulMcCartney]

It seems that so many wonderful people are leaving this world, and now Jimmy Buffett is one of them. I’ve known Jimmy for some time and found him to be one of the kindest and most generous people. 

I remember once on holiday when I had forgotten to bring my guitar and was itching to play. He said he would get me one of his, but I said, ‘I’m left-handed’. So, Jimmy had his roadie restring one of his guitars which he loaned me for the duration of the holiday. He then followed this act of generosity by giving me my own beautiful left-handed guitar that had been made by one of his guitar-making pals. It’s a beautiful instrument, and every time I play it now it’ll remind me of what a great man Jimmy was. 

He had a most amazing lust for life and a beautiful sense of humour. When we swapped tales about the past his were so exotic and lush and involved sailing trips and surfing and so many exciting stories that it was hard for me to keep up with him. 

Right up to the last minute his eyes still twinkled with a humour that said, ‘I love this world and I’m going to enjoy every minute of it’. 

So many of us will miss Jimmy and his tremendous personality. His love for us all, and for mankind as a whole. 

Last, but not least, is his songwriting and vocal ability. If someone made an interesting remark he repeated it in his gorgeous Louisiana drawl and said, ‘That’s a good idea for a song’. Most times it didn’t take too long for that song to appear. I was very happy to have played on one of his latest songs called ‘My Gummy Just Kicked In’. We had a real fun session and he played me some of his new songs. One, in particular, I loved was the song, ‘Bubbles Up’. And I told him that not only was the song great but the vocal was probably the best I’ve heard him sing ever. He turned a diving phrase that is used to train people underwater into a metaphor for life when you’re confused and don’t know where you are just follow the bubbles - they’ll take you up to the surface and straighten you out right away. 

So long, Jim. You are a very special man and friend and it was a great privilege to get to know you and love you. Bubbles up, my friend. 

Love, Paul

[Andrew March @MarchMadness999]

@lukequinn14 Patriot

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

You should be allowed to crack 1-3 beers if you’re in traffic

[Andrew March @MarchMadness999]

@jackintheS0x You should try a stronger stimulant

[O’s Card Giveaways @OsCardGiveAways]

ORIOLES WIN!!! Like and retweet this tweet and be a follower of mine. I’ll select two winners! Our first will win the Adley Rutschman card. The second will win the stamina Urias card! Winner drawn around 2pm tomorrow!!! #Birdland #Orioles #OpeningDay

[Andrew March @MarchMadness999]

I’ll eat it

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Scientists have created a Woolly Mammoth meatball but are too scared to eat it.