Gabe Marchant

Carnegie Mellon University

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today

[Elmo @elmo]

Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.

[uncle tifa 🇵🇸 @kushbot420000]

you will literally never guess who is behind him

[The Millennial Snowflake 🇵🇸 @Teh_Snowflake]

Please spare us.

This is exhausting.

[𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐍 @iporeevex]

people are circling back

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

They’re still tallying the men

[Ian @mcian98]

Old Navy mannequin stuns as Chessy from The Parent Trap

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

So it begins.

MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.

[jp @excesstential]

life as a liberal for me is so nice

6:30 AM - Wake up, Land Acknowledgment

8:00 AM - Vegan breakfast

10:00 AM - 6:00 PM - Welfare Leeching

7:00 PM - voter fraud

9:00 PM - 11:00 PM - job at weather machine (at night for secrecy)

12:00 am - 6:30 am - nesting with poly clan

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

sorry so u want me to vote for Republicans when they can’t even control the weather?? uhh pass, pretty pathetic actually

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Taking PTO is great bc you get to come back to work more stressed than before but with a tan

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

inspector at the baby carrot factory: ok first of all these need to be MUCH wetter

[erin chack @ErinChack]

once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so i find myself roaming the streets desperate to spend $8 on a mysterious third beverage

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Therapy isn’t enough I need to fight a Republican

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

DO NOT TALK TO GAYS WITH LOAN DEBT TODAY

[East End Brewing Company @EastEndBrewing]

Did you know that a HUGE development project is being quickly shuffled through the approval process, on a parcel of land almost completely surrounded by our beloved FRICK PARK? Wouldn't it be nice to learn a bit more about this project before it becomes a reality?

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[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Ten years ago, President Biden announced his support for marriage equality – becoming the highest-ranking U.S. government official to do so.

Today, @POTUS signed historic legislation to protect marriage for same-sex and interracial couples.

[sad oat @sad_oat]

not friends, not boyfriend and girlfriend, but a secret third thing