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Will Richards misses tomorrow's game after failing a fitness test. Tested positive for HIV. #getwellsoon

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@PlumberFC we accept that offer! Those posh fuckers couldn't drop their load the soft twats

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@PlumberFC could you supply the firm with some copper pipes for tomorrow's derby against Oswestry school? #cheerslads #PSE

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@_Ish_Rashid_ Who did you play against @PlumberFC with?

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Jack charmley has just signed a 2 year deal as official club photographer. "I've got my new camera and can't wait"-JC

[Gaffer @Marches_Footy]

Singing of Ben Smith 3 year deal,we hope his strength, character and commitment will one day make him a good waterboy

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@Edge_charley_97 welcome aboard

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BREAKING: Speculation still continues as Leon Edwards is linked with a transfer to Marches to become linesman

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BREAKING: We have agreed a deal with @ColU_Official to sign Welsh international Charley Edge on a season long loan

[Gaffer @Marches_Footy]

Unlucky with the result today @PlumberFC! You showed great character and Leon Edwards is a great boss

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Sky Sources: Plumber FC terminate Ashley Holts contract after a laughable performance! #PSE

[Gaffer @Marches_Footy]

Here's to you Shrewsbury sixth form
You'll never win the schools cup,
Now you know
Woaahhh

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@PlumberFC Is it true that Tom taylor has pubes like mrs Devismes hair? Get the razor out you cunt

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@PlumberFC Only if you bring Gary Ray, old cunt was still playing for Walford when Michael Jackson was black, his pensions coming Saturday?

[Gaffer @Marches_Footy]

@PlumberFC make it at the wreck 8:30 so Ben smith can come after his choir practise

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@PlumberFC most Leon's ever done is watched point of view porn

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@PlumberFC Chris has dogged more birds than the whole plumbers squad put together #LiterallyEveryonesAvirgin

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@PlumberFC theirs only one lad who wears a suit and he's joe Evans and he gets a load from the boys on matchday x

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@PlumberFC It's not half as greasy as half the plumbers squad #HaveAWashIDareYou

[Gaffer @Marches_Footy]

Man of the match went Seth 'the Trojan' Rogan, he was only on for 5 minutes but he gave it his all, chased every ball