Marcia Brendum

Inspiring others and inspired by others. Let's go on an adventure.

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As I walk into my mother’s house for Christmas: Me: “I think I’m getting a cold.” Mom: “Yeah, I’m not feeling good either. Probably should start drinking wine.”

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If you didn’t whip out your jelly boob inserts in front of a group of dudes and say “hey, want to see a trick?” and proceed to chuck it in their faces, I am judging your New Years choices? #NewYears2019

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Do the lashes wear the girl or does the girl wear a tube top? I need a haircut. #dabbingout

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New bra, new me. Oh...hey Twitter. It's been a while.

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They're still the Champions

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It's not easy, but it will be worth it.

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What is this strange feeling of excitement when I open a @festfoods ad?...Oh no...my 30's...they are coming...#savings #thirtyflirtyandold

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@nickquamme Gif game is strong.

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Sit boy!

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@billy_norris slap dat bass! And dat ass! Dude, you're awesome!

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Can I get a Bud Light and another Bud Light. #ortwobudlights

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@nickquamme Same thing tomorrow except the destination will involve me bending in the wind next to swiss cheese. Also, "I LOVE THIS PLACE" is happening.

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@quammemd How else would you spend your night as a single adult on Valentine's Day?! Oh...I guess also working two jobs is acceptable too...

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@quammemd

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Not only were you on your phone, but you also talked smack about Obama. You are the bane of my customer service existence. #retailproblems

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YAS sequin. #viterbo101 #themaster #showchoir

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#viterbo101 #themaster

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@KcKevinchase I think you mean "ruff" <3

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Talking about @AvrilLavigne: "She says 'Yeah' a lot" "Oh, like she's Canadian or something" "SHE IS CANADIAN" #Forgotten #undermyskin