Marcian Manhunter 👽

kill me

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

@PicturesFoIder Mr. Clean vibes

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

It’s nosebleed season, y’all 🍁🥳

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

@ivegottoshit Everything in moderation, including moderation I suppose.

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

Starting a petition for Peter Jackson to release the butthole cut of the lord of the rings.

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

@DeadLiftAllDay @PicturesFoIder 😯

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

@InternetH0F How did he find that out??

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

“They have some sort of adolescent firewall, it’s taken me about a minute to perforate it.” -movie hacker written by Guy Ritchie using Chat GPT

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

CONNOR BEDARD, WELCOME TO CHICAGO

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

And they’re all wearing pastels 🤮

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

I don’t go to church on Easter for the same reason I don’t go to the bar on St. Patrick’s Day. Bunch of lightweights out there.

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

Every morning I haphazardly get dressed in the dark knowing there’s a 50% chance my shirt will be on backwards. But the vast majority of the time it’s on right. So my question is, do I move to Vegas and start playing craps for a living? Yes answers only.

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

@DeadLiftAllDay Same

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

@NHLBlackhawks Oof

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

@RTaub_ Poor kid. Lol

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

I’m starting to think I might never be as hot again as I was when I was 27 and that hurts.

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

I can’t believe Christmas is almost over and it’s not even December yet

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

I have a heater under my desk at work that can only be set to “off,” or “sixth circle of hell” and it’s ruining my life

[Marcian Manhunter 👽 @MarciaBunn]

I’m 35 years old and bored of not being absolutely covered in tattoos.